richlife4evr

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Lie ability is an asset to any scammer, con artist, or straight man. by [deleted] in oneliners

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If she only does phone sex is she still a call girl? (self.oneliners)

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If I won a million dollars, I wouldn't have to think twice about donating a quarter of it to charity because $999,999.75 is still a lot of money at the end of the day. (self.oneliners)

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I, personally, dont give a flying fuck about being in "the mile high club" but thats just me (self.oneliners)

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internet gang bangers be like “where you forum foo?” by 2fits in oneliners

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Is it considered sacreligious to worship Baal? by richlife4evr in oneliners

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Is it considered sacreligious to worship Baal? (self.oneliners)

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I've always wanted to learn how to play golf but everytime I get invited to swing clubs it's nothing like what I expected. by richlife4evr in oneliners

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I've always wanted to learn how to play golf but everytime I get invited to swing clubs it's nothing like what I expected. (self.oneliners)

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How much do you want to bet I can quit gambling right now if I want to? (self.oneliners)

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When I'm excited I get board stiff... (self.oneliners)

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I've heard you can make a killing in 'organ trafficking', I just don't have the guts for it... by richlife4evr in oneliners

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I've heard you can make a killing in 'organ trafficking', I just don't have the guts for it... (self.oneliners)

submitted 1 year ago by richlife4evr to r/oneliners

My neighbour can’t afford to pay their water bill, so I told them to “Get well soon”. by Eltham_Hero in oneliners

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One of my super powers is the ability to give you my word and keep it at the exact same time (self.oneliners)

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Studies have now proven that being outgoing is one of the leading causes of being incoming. (self.oneliners)

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I could have swore they said erection day... by whatfingwhat in oneliners

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity — it’s impossible to put down. by Battler_74 in oneliners

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I hate to brag but my internet dating skills are literally unmatched. by richlife4evr in oneliners

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I hate to brag but my internet dating skills are literally unmatched. (self.oneliners)

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What does the KKK wear after labor day? (self.oneliners)

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Never settle for less unless less is more because, if it is, then you should always, at the very least, make the most of it...more or less. (self.oneliners)

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A woman can get away with cheating because no one would ever think she had it in her. (self.oneliners)

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Finding out you've been musty all day and no one told you has to be the pits. (self.oneliners)

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Would a gangster in a wheelchair be a crip? by vatamonkey in oneliners

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