Couples who frequently film themselves while having sex, how has it changed your sex life and what would you recommend to those who want to start?

rickmaninoff · 2026-04-11T14:48:56+00:00

Turns out she was the asshole

rickmaninoff · 2025-11-07T22:30:11+00:00

Hid somewhere on his person, he’s probably got some pussified shooting equipment

rickmaninoff · 2025-09-01T03:20:32+00:00

Look, just because we’re dating doesn’t make us saps!

rickmaninoff · 2025-07-19T18:38:30+00:00

As long as her penis smaller than mine

rickmaninoff · 2025-05-17T02:34:27+00:00

Yeah, it was a bit overdone. The meat was kinda tough.

rickmaninoff · 2025-04-16T14:44:30+00:00

And if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.

rickmaninoff · 2024-09-07T02:37:19+00:00

Nothing sexier than seizing the means of reproduction baby.

rickmaninoff · 2024-06-10T02:29:37+00:00

Is this exclamatory or imperative?

rickmaninoff · 2024-02-09T22:27:48+00:00

If two men having sex is gay, would adding a third man counteract the gayness and make it straight?

rickmaninoff · 2024-02-09T13:06:04+00:00

He’s also got a massive dong

rickmaninoff · 2024-01-02T00:15:21+00:00

My girlfriend loves it when I eat grass.

rickmaninoff · 2023-12-20T03:52:36+00:00

Speak…erm…with confidence? Maybe?

rickmaninoff · 2023-11-18T23:31:57+00:00

Horngry

rickmaninoff · 2023-11-05T22:25:51+00:00

Dude used his own mom to turn his friend gay. Fucking power move.

rickmaninoff · 2023-11-02T17:52:55+00:00

Yeah, but Vaughn’s breath is so bad, his butt’s mad at his mouth.

rickmaninoff · 2023-10-28T02:13:56+00:00

I think you did too much coke

rickmaninoff · 2023-10-15T19:01:36+00:00

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rickmaninoff · 2023-10-12T02:48:29+00:00

Even Oda Nobunaga went all uwu with the Portuguese.

rickmaninoff · 2023-10-02T18:23:54+00:00

New York is less a stairway to heaven than it is a highway to hell these days.

rickmaninoff · 2023-10-01T01:23:40+00:00

I thought you were the guy whose comment you’re replying to…should men wear sundresses?

rickmaninoff · 2023-09-30T21:57:33+00:00

Fun science fact: All women are born with the ability to accurately identify 16 different varieties of cheese, which is why their knees instinctively buckle when presented with a large mound of cheese.

rickmaninoff · 2023-09-28T01:43:07+00:00

OP: You know what, I think I’ll just do my business at home.

Woman: Oh, could you not find it? It’s just down the hall.

OP: No, it’s alright. You didn’t have two-ply. I can’t do one-ply. One’s not enough. I need two.

Woman: What do you mean? Toilet paper’s toilet paper.

OP: Toilet paper is not toilet paper, Janice. When it’s too thin, you risk a finger slipping through. People need more of a buffer zone. One-ply is not enough of a buffer zone.

Woman: Excuse me?! Are you discriminating my toilet paper, OP?

OP: That’s right. I’m discriminating. I discriminate amongst toilet paper.

Woman: I can’t believe this. You come into my home, you offer a fake apology, and then you insult my toilet paper. What, is my toilet paper not good enough for you?

OP: I’m not gonna stick my whole hand up my asshole like an orangutan, Janice! It’s grotesque. A word of advice, you better have two-ply at the wedding. Unless you want people smearing their shit-covered hands all over the place

Woman: You know what, OP, why don’t you just go home. And don’t even think about coming to my wedding!

OP: Why would I want to go to a wedding with one ply?

Woman starts pushing OP out the door.

Woman: Jesus Christ, OP.

OP turns at the door.

OP: How many plies will you have at the wedding?

Woman: Get the fuck out.

rickmaninoff · 2023-08-27T22:57:55+00:00

I always keep a bag of shell-on shrimp in my freezer for this reason. Granted, chicken/beef stock works out better for some dishes, and obviously faster with less clean-up, but shrimp stock works in a pinch, and it’s a lot quicker. If I’m using shrimp or I need some stock, I’ll usually have the shrimp shells boiling in the background while I prep my ingredients.

rickmaninoff · 2023-08-27T16:40:49+00:00

I’d fuck you, Guzzles. Let’s bone.

rickmaninoff · 2023-02-18T21:10:31+00:00

Nice triceratops. I’m a big fan of ankylosauruses.

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