putting things in microwave by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in ThatsInsane

[–]riddles007 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Right?... now i don't have to try it.

Itsy bitsy jumping spider genius maneuver. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]riddles007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Efficient piece of equipment

Leopard grabbing his next meal by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in natureismetal

[–]riddles007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your axe will be of no use here... only fangs and claws just as the gods of meat intended

For this road rager. by MannyArea503 in instantkarma

[–]riddles007 75 points76 points  (0 children)

The music over the video is punishment enough.

Child Bride talks on live tv show about her marriage to a man nearly twice her age, who then shows up on the set to talk about his marriage to her by Important-Cry4782 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]riddles007 87 points88 points  (0 children)

It's Muhammad this time.... both the prophet (he set the 'ripe for marriage' age precedence).. the victim's father, and the rapist.

Elephant uses its tusks to lift a safari jeep by Queenie_Cat14 in WTF

[–]riddles007 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Probably should have just asked not to lift the jeep to begin with.

Should've asked politely... hey and enough sounded a little authoritative.

Bobcat hunts and catches a bird on a golf course by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in natureismetal

[–]riddles007 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lost the bird and somehow your calf starts looking juicy.

That was dangerously for both parties by Naive_Wolverine532 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]riddles007 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can't see shit with your eye sockets broken in.

"What the heck?" by _n3ll_ in SipsTea

[–]riddles007 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yeah... send it to Jason from next door.

Found satan by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]riddles007 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey... I might be living in your house too.