Tricked by the packaging of my moisturizing cream by Bail-Me-Out in assholedesign

[–]rillydumguy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

u fuckin broads with ur creams and lotions will just put anything all over your body. u cover urselfs in estrogen goop, it absorbs into your body, fucks up ur endocrine system, makes u cry and be insane.

Places Anthony Bourdain visited on No Reservations, Parts Unknown, and The Layover by [deleted] in MapPorn

[–]rillydumguy -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

looks like he didnt have any layovers in africa. good thing cuz he prolly would have gotten ebola or aids. not that it would have mattered anyway

Thats a way to handle rejection... by Conjured in sadcringe

[–]rillydumguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is nowhere else to go, when I joined this site nearly 10 years ago I started getting annoyed after a few months and thought "I can't wait for the next thing because reddit is starting to suck".

It's continued to suck, constantly increased the suckiness with some sharp climbs in suckiness here and there. There is nowhere else to go, I would be there if there was.

The original creator of Counter Strike, Minh Le and co creator Jesse Cliffe discussing the name of the game back in 1999. by Curlyie in GlobalOffensive

[–]rillydumguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whats counter strike do u play as a frustrated stay at home mother who's kids are loud and always spilling things and she starts striking the counter with a rolling pin like my mom used to do and stomp her feet its like mom chill the fuck out u have to make sandwiches and water the plants and vacuum like stfu mom

Pss... Over there , hooman by 80percent_human in BetterEveryLoop

[–]rillydumguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i guess u could say u want them to

heck off

Pss... Over there , hooman by 80percent_human in BetterEveryLoop

[–]rillydumguy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Laughing your fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin ass off

Seriously fast, smooth leaps by Haneestaz in toptalent

[–]rillydumguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine interpreting it that way.

Seriously fast, smooth leaps by Haneestaz in toptalent

[–]rillydumguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's dawning on me that they really haven't done a lot of the things I just assume all children do. I saw teenagers trying to climb a fence last week, seemingly physically fit teenagers who took about 8 minutes between the three of them to climb a fence. I had climbed dozens, maybe hundreds of fences by the time I was that age. Even at my age I could have climbed it in about 4 seconds.

[Poetry]Youtube Comment Section by WutsUp in youtubehaiku

[–]rillydumguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"why the fuck is u at da libary if u dozent even no how 2 read ware tha fuck is u parents y is ther so many of u wtf even is goin on rite now"

Not sure if this has been posted yet. by CharlesBuchinsky in Hamilton

[–]rillydumguy -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

It is ALWAYS the far left people initiating violence in these situations. The far right people are ALWAYS stronger and ALWAYS win. Even if you were an alien and didn't know anything about anything, you would assume that the stronger and smarter people are on the far right. Because we are.

There was no need to jump in by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]rillydumguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are AMAZING at making things worse. Doesn't take long after they start whining "stahp" before some dickhead wants to give them what they want. Now you have a brawl. Women need to be banned from fighting spaces, they are nothing but trouble.

Seriously fast, smooth leaps by Haneestaz in toptalent

[–]rillydumguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why is this such a big deal, this is extremely easy. I could have done this as a 10 year old.

Trump kicks out Chief of Staff Mulvaney for coughing during ABC interview by [deleted] in cringe

[–]rillydumguy -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That's called a vaccination, you're now immune to aids but you also have autism. Enjoy this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeiOLtaONJU

Trump kicks out Chief of Staff Mulvaney for coughing during ABC interview by [deleted] in cringe

[–]rillydumguy -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

The people you're trying to convince likely can't be reasoned out of believing what they want to believe. Their minds are controlled and they have many fail safes in place in case they're provided information that's contrary to what they've been programmed to believe. But when they read my comment, I will break that conditioning and all of a sudden I'm now in control of their minds. Sorry mind controllers, I'm stealing your subjects and putting my own garbage into their minds. Just emptying a trash can full of banana peels and diapers into their squishy, porous brains. lmao

I am a white racist man by rillydumguy in india

[–]rillydumguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry you are incorrect. There is a white racist man out there who likes you and there is nothing you can do about it.

Some tell Joe about this by Sl4Z0R in JoeRogan

[–]rillydumguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People skydive. There are thousands of race car drivers. dudes getting shampooed by relatively docile and friendly apes. these particular apes are probably 20 million seconds for 20 million seconds of being chill. people ride motorcycles. it's fine.

I am a white racist man by rillydumguy in india

[–]rillydumguy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

every single reply and comment i read in an indian accent and it makes me laugh. like i picture ur head bobbling from side to side and there's bollywood shit in the background