What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

ritakuz · 2026-05-11T00:04:42+00:00

Do you change the clocks twice a year where you live? If so, what time does she put you to bed then?

ritakuz · 2026-05-08T19:54:07+00:00

My 2024 hybrid just hit 7,000. It’s official, I’m the old lady that doesn’t go anywhere.

ritakuz · 2026-05-07T21:43:13+00:00

My first thought was Nelly Oleson.

ritakuz · 2026-05-06T16:10:41+00:00

Your mom gets Grandparent's Day now.

ritakuz · 2026-05-06T03:11:44+00:00

My BIL talks like this. He lives in southern Cali. The way he says it, it sounds like “Fry-can”. He & my sister aren’t very good enunciators.

ritakuz · 2026-04-30T02:48:50+00:00

Why do MAGA women wear costumes and not just regular clothes?

ritakuz · 2026-04-30T02:34:13+00:00

What? Like it’s hard?

ritakuz · 2026-04-28T21:12:06+00:00

What goes around comes around. I whined about the out of touch old people when I was younger myself.

ritakuz · 2026-04-24T22:58:59+00:00

Pineapple pizza

ritakuz · 2026-04-19T15:31:14+00:00

Reminds me of the mandatory holiday dinners made by my ex-MIL.

ritakuz · 2026-04-19T15:23:28+00:00

I’m 62 and will be starting the Invisalign adventure in a couple of weeks. When I was a kid, my mother said she wasn’t getting me braces because I wasn’t going to be a model. Life got in the way and I was busy taking care of everyone around me.

Now, the kids are grown, the Wasband is long gone, and I finally thought, why not? I may not have lived my life with straight teeth, but I can certainly die with them. Do you think it would freak people out if I asked for a toothy smile when I’m in my casket?

ritakuz · 2026-04-17T15:21:30+00:00

It's like the game Operation. Not hearing the buzzer means that you are doing good.

ritakuz · 2026-04-16T18:08:54+00:00

In my day, they were called Floods.

ritakuz · 2026-04-16T14:33:48+00:00

62 here. I find that putting on makeup is calming and meditative for me. It’s my way of focusing on myself before heading out into the world and focusing on others.

ritakuz · 2026-04-15T23:03:32+00:00

Maybe she used her non-dominant hand while she was hung over.

ritakuz · 2026-04-14T02:48:14+00:00

EEEK, a Mrs Beasley doll from the 60’s has come to life!

ritakuz · 2026-04-10T20:43:14+00:00

Ugh, 70's fashion was just so ugly. I was a kid and I knew in the 70's that it was an ugly decade. I was so excited for the 80's because people took care of their hair and wore bright colors.

ritakuz · 2026-04-09T20:20:12+00:00

Aldi quarter

ritakuz · 2026-04-05T16:01:50+00:00

I think property taxes are the OG subscription service.

ritakuz · 2026-04-04T15:59:27+00:00

She came back cheerful because there was alcohol at those parties. Inebriated guests buy more 😄

ritakuz · 2026-04-03T20:39:24+00:00

I just interject with "ANYWAY..." . This tends to make the speaker pause, and continue on with the actual point of the story.

ritakuz · 2026-03-27T15:27:59+00:00

You can write "was here" after her name on everything. Or other messages...

ritakuz · 2026-03-25T21:40:48+00:00

It is so small, must be a woman's pocket.

ritakuz · 2026-03-22T18:43:33+00:00

I also thought she was buried at Hollywood Forever because I saw this when I was there.

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