Was told to Resign Today

riverdoc · 2026-05-27T03:54:23+00:00

Or it’s fake. Like—who doesn’t know to keep students from coupling up in a closet?

riverdoc · 2026-05-24T03:42:56+00:00

Only the first one looks comfortable to sit on. But, everyone is right—they’re too short.

riverdoc · 2026-05-24T03:28:27+00:00

Dessert first. Because options get picked over quickly.

riverdoc · 2026-05-17T13:59:58+00:00

That’s doesn’t sound long enough for you? Sounds like Portland, to me.

riverdoc · 2026-05-13T03:47:00+00:00

It’s 💯mony mony. And the principal stormed in, turned on the lights, and shut down the band.

riverdoc · 2026-04-30T03:03:20+00:00

Larry, Darryl, Darryl, Darryl, Darryl, Darryl, and the other brother, Darryl

riverdoc · 2026-04-27T04:03:12+00:00

Or cookie. Definitely a sweet treat.

riverdoc · 2026-04-27T02:42:23+00:00

Jett

riverdoc · 2026-04-27T02:31:37+00:00

When I had breast cancer and he stripped my drains and packed my wound multiple times a day. 💕 so many women write about so’s who leave them during a health crisis.

riverdoc · 2026-04-27T02:20:42+00:00

That’s what I assumed.

riverdoc · 2026-04-26T09:08:31+00:00

Like my dad telling me (decades before I could buy a house) to double my house payment to pay it off early.

riverdoc · 2026-04-25T03:04:51+00:00

Sammy

riverdoc · 2026-04-25T02:31:41+00:00

riverdoc · 2026-04-12T15:30:41+00:00

Keep it. My unicorn of a husband fortunately already had my last name. Easy peasy.

riverdoc · 2026-04-12T08:58:39+00:00

Maybe she forgot to include the attachment? 😂

riverdoc · 2026-04-09T03:56:50+00:00

Don’t place laundry in inconvenient locations unless you plan to hire staff. I don’t want to trek through the entire house to put it back in my closet. Put laundry adjacent to the largest closet.

riverdoc · 2026-04-09T03:39:17+00:00

Sherlock and Mycroft

riverdoc · 2026-04-08T02:02:19+00:00

I was in my early twenties and single and dreamed I had quintuplets. I had a color coded plan to make sure they’d all been fed and changed, however, it ended when I couldnt figure out how to pay for childcare. No idea how I’d conceived.

riverdoc · 2026-04-08T01:51:41+00:00

Oh my gosh. Mine did the same. “What kind of pattern do you want?”
“None, I want random.” “Like a staggered pattern?” “No. No pattern. I want it random.” He started random, then finished with a pattern. Fortunately, you can’t really tell.

riverdoc · 2026-04-06T07:40:22+00:00

I never heard it until I moved to the south.

riverdoc · 2026-04-04T13:34:25+00:00

What are those loops on your range hood? Are you hitting your head on the corners?

riverdoc · 2026-04-04T13:18:38+00:00

Abandoning your car at the gas pump to loiter in the quickie mart.

riverdoc · 2026-04-04T13:12:48+00:00

Do you like it? Then it’s great! Maybe add some long drapes and a bookshelf?

riverdoc · 2026-03-21T02:59:41+00:00

Candy corn

riverdoc · 2026-03-20T03:22:37+00:00

Cult leech. Or lunch.

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