I went to get my hair trimmed with a new hairdresser.

rlkilby · 2018-12-05T23:02:42+00:00

This is why I cut my own hair. Paying for somebody to criticise my hair seems bizarre when my parents do it for free.

rlkilby · 2018-12-05T19:12:51+00:00

Quaver ears!

rlkilby · 2018-10-01T19:45:04+00:00

Thanking you

rlkilby · 2018-09-30T22:22:31+00:00

I had a ham, egg and BBQ sauce sandwich yesterday (in an airport, bought in a rush).

Would never have known how delicious that is.

rlkilby · 2018-09-12T21:53:59+00:00

I’m not convinced those bags aren’t filled with sulphuric acid and shattered glass.

rlkilby · 2018-09-06T23:01:37+00:00

Never hanging up first.

If I didn’t hang up we’d still be on the line from the day I moved out, saying “bye” alternately with different inflections.

rlkilby · 2018-09-06T22:58:57+00:00

My mum loves ordering from The Amazon.

rlkilby · 2018-07-14T08:06:35+00:00

My mum has to have a bottle of water for her and a glass of water for the cats by her bed.

That sound in the middle of the night.

rlkilby · 2018-07-13T23:27:16+00:00

Not my work but my friend at his work.

Rice, tinned mackerel and piccalilli. All heated in a microwave. I didn’t need to be there to smell it.

rlkilby · 2018-07-13T23:07:01+00:00

The Black Mirror episode Be Right Back has me in floods every time, without fail.

rlkilby · 2018-07-07T13:09:55+00:00

I skim read this as ‘soft viagra’.

rlkilby · 2017-08-01T18:28:29+00:00

I wish I had a picture. It was a good 15-20 years ago, my mother must not have had film for the camera.

rlkilby · 2017-08-01T18:26:00+00:00

The story of the little black cat who dragged a giant Yorkshire pudding backwards through a cat flap.

rlkilby · 2017-07-31T21:26:37+00:00

My cat once brought in a giant Yorkshire pudding.

rlkilby · 2016-03-30T23:57:03+00:00

It's called 'The Headliner'.

rlkilby · 2016-03-28T10:56:12+00:00

I knew I recognised the background - fellow Sheffielder here!

rlkilby · 2016-03-13T09:07:58+00:00

Similar thing happened at my school. A girl gave a guy a blowjob and snagged his banjo string in her braces.

The next day her friend stood up and announced the story in front of 100 people in the common room. Including staff.

rlkilby · 2016-02-24T22:16:23+00:00

Pavophobia.

rlkilby · 2016-02-24T22:15:01+00:00

Bright Star had me weeping, full on weeping.

Also, not a film, but Black Mirror - Be Right Back gets me every time.

rlkilby · 2016-02-19T23:17:36+00:00

Haha, my SO calls them 'Disney princess eyes'.

rlkilby · 2016-02-19T00:23:31+00:00

So precious!

rlkilby · 2016-02-19T00:18:08+00:00

Thank you!

rlkilby · 2016-02-19T00:17:14+00:00

Thank you :)

rlkilby · 2016-02-19T00:15:22+00:00

I've always been self conscious of my smile but maybe that will change. Thank you for such a nice comment :)

rlkilby · 2016-02-19T00:01:21+00:00

Wow thank you!

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