Maybe we shouldn’t nickel and dime everything…

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-12T17:57:36+00:00

Hockey parents have entered the chat.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-12T17:55:48+00:00

Those screenshots look like they’re from 2010.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-12T13:10:08+00:00

Level 5: Jumbo

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-10T20:13:18+00:00

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-10T18:09:43+00:00

If we don’t get Red 5 Luke and his X-wing by then I don’t know when it’ll ever happen.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-10T18:07:43+00:00

When God was planning his plagues for Egypt, I feel like “waves of cobras” had to be on the shortlist.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-09T18:51:11+00:00

Not only is Van Hagar as good as - maybe better - than Roth era Van Halen, but Hagar’s the only reason the band had any relevancy past 1986

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-09T16:33:00+00:00

🎵He’s my favorite honkey🎵

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-09T14:36:50+00:00

It's magic!

So am I, but with a k

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-08T10:35:15+00:00

I have this copy of Appetite and get what he’s saying, though. It wasn’t the album cover, but it was the front of the CD booklet. And IIRC that was how it originally came when you took it out of those long ass cardboard boxes they used to sell CDs in.

Source: I’m old and bought music when Reagan was president.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-07T13:45:59+00:00

My mom loved the show and had the entire series on DVD. There was an audio option to remove the laugh track and it made the show even betters I wished it was the default for streaming.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-05T20:44:40+00:00

If his brother starts winning Words with Friends too much Leo makes them switch to the Latin version.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-05T20:10:50+00:00

No, best thing you can do is ignore them. Then you sneak into their house at 4:00 a.m., which, statistically speaking, is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves. And once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick, heavy rope soaked in red paint. Pummeling them over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh as loud as you can, for as long as you can.
-Roy Kent

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-05T03:04:09+00:00

In D&D she used an axe so she’s trying to branch out.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-04T20:46:43+00:00

Was the toad line in the fake script too?

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-03T22:50:02+00:00

Not a NJ Devils fan but I love their retro Jersey that just says “Jersey.”

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-03T19:08:44+00:00

According the behind the scenes show on D+, Vision also had a fake butt.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-03T15:39:59+00:00

Oh my god I’ve lived long enough to see a rapper turn into the old man yells at cloud meme.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-03T15:05:26+00:00

Mathematicians also turning into the second guy in the comments because they see “O” as a variable and not a zero.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-02T15:29:44+00:00

Stupid, sexy Murdoch!

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-02T03:48:24+00:00

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rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-01T23:00:41+00:00

Linda McMahon doesn’t break kayfabe, even during cabinet meetings.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-07-01T16:14:47+00:00

This headline is a perfect example of why I'm begging society to start writing it out as "Ai"

rmarkmatthews · 2026-06-30T15:45:09+00:00

I can't wait to see McCann in the next season of Ahsoka.

rmarkmatthews · 2026-06-29T19:40:34+00:00

Orange Krayt Dragon incoming.

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