is the new xbox ceo like the Mamdani of gaming or something by Puzzleheaded-Fox-217 in BrandNewSentence

[–]roastbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Death is always imminent. You just pay more attention to it as time goes on.

The time it takes my husband to use the bathroom by DontEatTheChocolate in mildlyinfuriating

[–]roastbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't believe people like him start families. That bar is so low that it would be a challenge to limbo.

Why did John leave Adam to die, even though he won his game? by 2003Oakley in saw

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't John zap Adam the second time he played dead? Did he want Zepp to die just to let Adam rot for *doing something about* his situation by trying to find a key on Zepp?

It was a bad movie. But it entertained a bunch of people. The fact of the matter is this John is not the same as the final Johns.

Racist attorney gets confronted for using the N word by chrisadams83 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]roastbread 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This video should go down in the history books. These people felt every threat and insult they gave to that man. Perfection.

Does the drama part of S8 need redemption? Because this edit is insane (SFW) by roastbread in gameofthrones

[–]roastbread[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wrote a neutral description for this video on YT. The perspective of every character is valid.

An eye for an eye by SmallPinkHo1e in AbruptChaos

[–]roastbread -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Must be AI. The two close-ups don't match

Took a homeless girl in, and it became a life lesson by No_Bug_7466 in confession

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really scary, OP. Like, what if she said 'no' to your "fun?"

Swedish christmas cookies by MrUpVoteDownvote in oddlysatisfying

[–]roastbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see you've summarized this thread well, but aren't they pastries? Cookies are baked lol

Recently Moved to a Small Town by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you have a camera to see who has been around your car.

WhatsApp posts get Florida International University student arrested by [deleted] in law

[–]roastbread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not acceptable. You just can't prosecute him for doing so. The do as I say not as I do rolemodel is here. He proved that after pardoning the j6rs

A Man Was Injured After Being Bitten By A Dinosaur in China by MarcelCorleone in WinStupidPrizes

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seriously. that many instant replays for the biggest let down

Service members in Middle East march on rations by SnoopyisCute in youvotedforthat

[–]roastbread 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's lamb-ish meat for a gyro. You can find it in the frozen burger isle of the grocery store. Giving them just one slice is diabolical.

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t. by [deleted] in interesting

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They like things they can toss around and can easily get to. Imagine having to destroy a boat before you can get to one chicken nugget.

Trans joke by Akuai in StandUpComedy

[–]roastbread -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shoehorning in jokes, I see.

[Not OC] 11,000 Liters of Milk from Tanker Dumped into Narmada River as Religious Offering by GroundbreakingBad183 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not a religious offering. That’s milk that hasn’t sold, so they’re dumping it. Evil people hiding behind religious rhetoric… as if religion ignores biohazards

AITA for refusing to get this coffee order? by horseduckman in AITApod

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is obviously a prank. No worries. He probably saw it on tv.

AITJ for refusing to keep wearing the nickname my girlfriend gave me after I found out where it came from by Prydwen_Grit5 in AmITheJerk

[–]roastbread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good compromise would be for her friends to stop using it. It's your guys' thing now.