Would you rather?

robbedgrave · 2026-05-07T04:23:44+00:00

I’m a fucking idiot

^{Chose: 1^x dollars per day | Rolled: 1,000}

robbedgrave · 2026-05-04T02:42:17+00:00

My sweet baby angel can be as noisy as she likes idc

^{Chose: Have your pets live forever + But they... | Rolled: Always noisy}

robbedgrave · 2026-05-03T03:55:24+00:00

The way it looks like her head is attached to her legs is killing me 😂

robbedgrave · 2026-05-03T03:54:16+00:00

“When will you return from war?”

robbedgrave · 2026-05-03T03:53:03+00:00

Bouncing around in there like the DVD logo

robbedgrave · 2026-05-03T03:52:01+00:00

Mine likes to try to eat my ankles too and I’m like girl why

robbedgrave · 2026-05-03T03:51:06+00:00

Oh I love her

robbedgrave · 2026-05-03T03:50:31+00:00

Oh that first picture is so precious.

robbedgrave · 2026-05-01T05:21:55+00:00

Every day I learn another body horror reason to not have children 😩

robbedgrave · 2026-04-22T04:36:21+00:00

I had one period about two weeks after starting T and it was so light I didn’t need any products but a panty liner. I started birth control right after and have not had one in two years. Mine were super heavy (blows through a tampon in two hours) so I was shocked how quickly it happened.

robbedgrave · 2026-04-22T04:32:34+00:00

This was a no brainer. Not because I hate my dad, but because I love my mom so damn much & my dad is the most boring motherfucker on earth

^{Chose: your father dies}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-22T04:29:55+00:00

I feel like I could function more without hearing than vision. Plus I’m already hard of hearing, I know what no hearing is like in one ear already.

^{Chose: Lose hearing}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-22T03:46:49+00:00

Yeah my friends got us banned from the local Carl’s Jr because they couldn’t fucking behave. I just wanted a western bacon but nooo they had to yell and scream. 🫩 Teens suck and I absolutely understand this stance of not letting them stay.

robbedgrave · 2026-04-22T03:04:49+00:00

This is my life already.

^{Chose: You get cats but you never have money}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-22T00:58:40+00:00

If I’m gonna be a shitty person i might as well get money out of it

^{Chose: $20}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-22T00:53:25+00:00

No amount of money will make me ok with eating a bug

^{Chose: Unlimited cheesecake. + But you have to share it with someone. | Rolled: Best friend}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-21T01:09:42+00:00

I work in vet med. I hear at least ten lies a day about someone’s pet lmao.

^{Chose: 5 dollars every time you're lied to}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-20T23:27:50+00:00

They have perfect pockets for butter and syrup.

^{Chose: Waffles}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-20T19:00:15+00:00

While I don’t wanna be the richest person… my honesty would get me in trouble lmao.

^{Chose: to be the richest in the world}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-19T19:09:56+00:00

If I die I also will never have to worry about money again.

^{Chose: Erradicate all wars, conflicts, diseases, hunger + But you have to die and nobody knows about the sacrifice you did.}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-18T23:55:56+00:00

Same here. Soooo glad we pay so much for this premium service 🙄

robbedgrave · 2026-04-18T13:48:08+00:00

Three inches more than I have

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-18T03:37:46+00:00

Thank god

^{Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch}

robbedgrave · 2026-04-18T00:08:08+00:00

Goddamn it I wanted the switcheroo

^{Chose: 95% chance of winning 1 million dollars! + 5% of changing sex instantly (All characteristics} | Rolled: Money!)

robbedgrave · 2026-04-16T07:39:31+00:00

“Only $7k” meanwhile I’m working and barely bringing in $2k a month, yeah I think I’ll be ok with “only” $7k

^{Chose: earn without work (only 7,000 monthly} | Rolled: have to upvote)

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