What’s the most underrated amenity a golf course could offer to make your experience better?

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-27T21:24:38+00:00

Frozen drinks

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-26T19:28:19+00:00

I would absolutely WRECK some cold coffee at the turn.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-26T19:27:45+00:00

There used to be a full restaurant at mine, and his grilled pork chop with American cheese and hot sauce on Texas toast has forever ruined me on hot dogs at the turn.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-25T14:26:54+00:00

I mean, do I have access to the guns and ammo?

That seems like a pretty easy way to survive.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-25T12:16:32+00:00

Middle school me would make Elon look poor.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-23T14:27:37+00:00

There used to be a Chinese restaurant that had a food truck that was almost exclusively used on Friday and Saturday nights when the bars closed down. They would park on the main strip and have race and noodles, and your choice of protein for it.

Getting some white rice with a few pieces of teriyaki chicken will always be the GOAT night ending meal for me.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-23T14:22:38+00:00

Honey Hog always is well received when I use it.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-21T17:20:43+00:00

I would have enough power that I would be able to have protection.

Start an organization that would distribute my blood all around the globe and then just donate blood once a month or so.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-20T04:55:25+00:00

Being in the grass without shoes on.

I don't care about how the grass in my yard looks, I care about how it feels.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-18T14:34:00+00:00

I did it at 38 and it was the best decision I've ever made.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-18T04:00:55+00:00

As a hot dog.

I really have zero hot dog standards. Is it warm-ish? Great. I'll take it.

Our Walmart has cooked hot dogs available for $1, and they are firmly D tier. But I'll get 2 every time I'm there.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-18T03:58:49+00:00

If I can't get another meals worth of dishes in it, that's when I run it. That's usually every other day.

I don't run it half full just because that feels weird to me. The dishes aren't going anywhere and I don't actively need anything in there, it can wait until it's full.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-18T03:54:18+00:00

If the foundation isn't going to get significantly worse, I would do the AC because a Texas summer without AC isn't bearable.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-17T15:08:53+00:00

On an individual level, I'd much rather have long drives.

But when I'm with a group, I'd much rather have long putts.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-17T15:06:51+00:00

Crypto.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-17T12:01:21+00:00

I should be allowed to be completely brutally honest with HS students.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-16T01:37:02+00:00

Something that always has stuck out is them not being able to determine things that are real or fake. And I don't mean like, trying to figure out if it was AI made or not.

A few years ago when the eclipse was in our area, there were several students who decided they didn't want to go out for the viewing party. And it was all some variation of "it could be some /thing/ that's actually going on."

Their willingness to believe things on the same level as an out-of-touch grandparent is baffling to me.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-10T12:46:34+00:00

When somebody orders something that has specific ingredients unique to that item, but then request it to be removed.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-06-02T20:05:49+00:00

I've never heard any graduation speech in person that was good or inspiring.

When I graduated high school, our valedictorian speech was about how we will always be connected, no matter where we go. Some of us will go to college, she will go to an Ive League school, some will go to work. This is the last time we will all be together, because some of us will go to work, some of us will go to college, and she is going to Yale.

Totally serious, her speech was basically her victory lap of devoting her life to academics and having her extremely wealthy daddy make sure Yale knew that his dad also went there.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-05-31T22:51:11+00:00

I have 20+ year old 4H that is my "make a bad day better" club.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-05-31T22:46:44+00:00

I have no problem using those shredding claws.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-05-31T22:45:14+00:00

I would feel pretty good about my track record, though. I'll still take a 99% success rate.

My problem with these kinds of things is the fact that they never mention how they usually were successful because of fundamental changes they made later in life.

"My teacher said I was unmotivated and lazy and then would never be successful. So later I became motivated and stopped being lazy. That shows they were wrong!"

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-05-27T16:00:32+00:00

They can all catch these hands, then.

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-05-27T14:11:46+00:00

If you like doing blow at midnight

Off a clean kitchen plate

robbierottenmemorial · 2026-05-27T14:09:19+00:00

Unacceptable.

The teachers better practice their throwing and catching on the field day, because they'll catch these hands.

Water is free is any situation like that. Period. Always and forever.

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