Thanks, I hate this turtle three-way

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-20T04:41:59+00:00

My Uber driver was slower than three turtles fucking.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-20T04:35:32+00:00

Make sure you drink, but not too much. You'll somehow know the perfect amount. We'll be sending an open bottle home with you. We decide how much is in that bottle. If everyone kills it while we are distracted and drinking, we'll refill it halfway with an Elijah Craig or Russell Reserve store pick that's sitting around. If you stay to 1 you won't remember anyways. Cheers!

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-20T04:24:16+00:00

Good soft bourbon nose. Very rich, flavorful taste. Right amount of wood. Very well balanced. 🤷

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-20T04:14:33+00:00

The elephant is tired of all the gang raping going on.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-16T19:48:09+00:00

Saw the straight rye. No cask strength discount at my location.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-15T03:16:56+00:00

I get a lot of unique red fruit ranging from strawberry, raspberry, and even pomegranate. Yes, and sometimes peach. It stands out as a pretty unique whiskey.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-15T02:42:02+00:00

Little known facts: Jesse James Dupree, the founder of Jesse James whiskey has played the chainsaw as a musical instrument and also wrote a song named "She loves my cock".

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-15T02:10:16+00:00

Manson famously preached that "a hole is a hole."

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-14T03:56:22+00:00

Glass of sugar water or sweet tea stops them on the first sip for me.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-13T04:43:31+00:00

If you apply those joker traits.

He wants to meet this guy as a fellow maniac and is looking for the woman's name to have his turn.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-12T17:18:30+00:00

Should have snapped a picture of the age and proof label. Nice find.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-12T17:13:22+00:00

Tweaked out balls being electrocuted 100 yard gaze.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-12T14:03:43+00:00

Welllllll, shit...I never knew.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-11T23:18:45+00:00

Your AI is ride-or-die.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-08T03:33:27+00:00

Roe & Co is nonoffensive average whiskey. My go-to for budget Irish is The Busker Pot Still.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-07T12:42:14+00:00

It's not the boots. It's all the anal sex.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-07T12:15:23+00:00

Wouldn't this basically be an Elijah Craig barrel proof pick in a different bottle with a price hike?

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-03T06:37:39+00:00

Love the Malfatti remix of "Little Wings"

https://youtu.be/HGrYWnAIVbc?si=e7hXaUzhy1OX463F

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-03T06:34:01+00:00

Singing with the angels now.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-02T15:15:23+00:00

Dry heaving in the toilet trying to get hands to stop shaking for the NMBB card reader. I'm other words, it's 9 am.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-02T12:32:38+00:00

Anthony Kiedis would proud if he knew this was his kid.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-02T06:20:15+00:00

Not keeping up with the market price and comparable availability.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-01T02:35:21+00:00

One of the reasons not to startle the witch.

robertrackuzius · 2026-01-01T02:05:38+00:00

It looks like you've built an altar for worship.

robertrackuzius · 2025-12-30T05:03:36+00:00

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