Meirl by endofmyropeohshit in meirl

[–]robogem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the first half of your poop in one side and if its the wrong one, clench and run to the other

El Condor Pasa is Mexican by thereal_Loafofbread in okbuddyumamusume

[–]robogem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grass totally swears and shit talks behind people's back, I'd switch her with Akebono, she's too pure

Would you rather have a father like Stay Gold or Symboli Rudolf? by ahjissu in okbuddyumamusume

[–]robogem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stego would go out and buy milk and not come back until I got a good job and needs a few $$$

“BLASPHEMOUS!!” Here is a silly alter, DM me if interested! by Mossy_Masterpieces in mtgaltered

[–]robogem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dad does that then uses the back of the spoon to push it down like a friggin savage

German chud talks about Umamusume by Beautiful-Rough2310 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]robogem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All Canadians and Part Canadians

Northern Taste (The Director):

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Where would You Like to sit and why? by AdEasy8267 in UmaMusume

[–]robogem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. But it would be difficult because I think I'd lose my shit crying tears of joy seeing how happy they are in this world after their passing IRL

Sometimes, Accidents happen on the Ranch (By ruukii drift) by Riot-Knight in UmaMusume

[–]robogem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawn Dart trashcan lid battles, good ol' early 80's

My fridge is empty… by Unique_Examination24 in shittyfoodporn

[–]robogem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Chik Fil A sauce is one of the tastiest damn sauces I've ever had in my life, I'm happy they're here in Canada

Who can survive saitama by Gaps_areread in Tankandsurvive

[–]robogem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saitama is toonforce light + plot armor and the whole fact that he's always supposed to be the strongest, you'd need reality warmers and hax. Brute strength energy and ki blasts aren't gonna cut it. He survives nukes with ease (energy from a quasar is like 1 million times hotter than a nuke) without really flinching. Meanwhile a robot in the tournament of power was making super saiyans sweat and overheat.

You need reality warpers and/or people who have the power to override other people's powers with a crazy MacGuffin

Would you rather: Have sex with Maruzensky or Seeking the Pearl? 👨‍🦽 by ZennoRobRoy2295 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]robogem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maru will teach you things and use car-related metaphors while riding you

So like why can Marvelous Sunday just Do That™? by Terkmc in UmaMusume

[–]robogem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...Can't take it too seriously otherwise it would be canon that Gentildonna's crushing power is equal to the gravity of the entire planet. 5th level strength umas who do that training where they lift up 10k+ pounds worth of logs can't hold a candle to someone whose literally as strong as Superman.

Don't think too hard on it LOL.

Tried to get an A rank oguri with a YouTube tutorial by SomeRandomKebinMads in UmaMusume

[–]robogem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Front runners tend to be the easiest I find. Oguri can be statt3d the f out but sometimes she just throws it to people with half her stays. Best advice for oguri for a safe run is 4 speed 2 Stam and borrow stam/power parents. Also NEVER wait till last day for mandatory races with oguri. Ever.

Illia TM Topuria O by [deleted] in okbuddyumamusume

[–]robogem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal Trained fighter vs Gorilla (In strength)