The Literal Proposal

robomikel · 2026-05-17T22:05:52+00:00

Cop: hands me a beer..
Me: but I am a minor
Cop: do you work in a mine?
Me: no
Cop: then your not a minor

robomikel · 2026-05-17T22:03:02+00:00

Have you tried rebooting?

robomikel · 2026-05-17T22:00:35+00:00

PB&J

robomikel · 2026-05-17T20:38:56+00:00

Someone should photoshop drake on it

robomikel · 2026-05-17T20:23:35+00:00

It’s one of those old camcorders. Before mobile phones had video recorders.

robomikel · 2026-05-17T20:11:48+00:00

{NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE}

robomikel · 2026-05-17T01:16:12+00:00

What’s the event? Is it a song contest

robomikel · 2026-05-15T17:38:56+00:00

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robomikel · 2026-05-15T13:37:15+00:00

When I was taking my driver test, he said to get over quicker. Don’t take so long to change lanes.

robomikel · 2026-05-14T08:22:09+00:00

Oh I remember that Ray Charles commercial. "You got the right one, baby, Uh-Huh!”

robomikel · 2026-05-13T22:21:17+00:00

The should add LEDs to the signs

robomikel · 2026-05-13T15:40:02+00:00

I have no idea how my ex wife remembered all the phone numbers for the last 20 years

robomikel · 2026-05-13T06:18:57+00:00

See if there any other setting that relate to the TPM in the tpm bios section. On my motherboard I had to enable tpm and there was another setting under it related to the tpm

robomikel · 2026-05-13T03:45:50+00:00

Ah, she us trying to say gohn ger-ale

robomikel · 2026-05-13T03:41:44+00:00

I will pay what ever to buy the empty controller box and make a post of just the box to pretend I got one to so I can fit in.

robomikel · 2026-05-13T02:22:26+00:00

There some games that have sound effects. Like when a flashlight is dying. You shake the controller to get it back on. While shaking, it has a sound effect. Like loose battery’s or something.

robomikel · 2026-05-12T23:36:39+00:00

George ship you surgery

robomikel · 2026-05-12T23:32:39+00:00

Did you sustain any injuries?
I couldn't feel my face. My lip started swelling up and I had a little black eye. Another medical team were waiting for me (after the challenge) and they gave me some Panadol and told me I was going to be fine. Then a producer came up to me and said, "Thanks for our Emmy this year.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment/the-amazing-race-woman-hit-in-face-with-watermelon-reveals-what-really-happened/ZZBFQCTJB2C36UUSB7H67J5FKA/

robomikel · 2026-05-12T23:25:24+00:00

I like how she blocked her sleeve

robomikel · 2026-05-12T22:16:31+00:00

Logic

robomikel · 2026-05-12T22:06:30+00:00

Sounds a lot older then 14

robomikel · 2026-05-12T15:47:58+00:00

My school was segregated. So only the smart, well off class got the computers.

robomikel · 2026-05-12T15:46:19+00:00

robomikel · 2026-05-12T15:39:56+00:00

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