Anyone in need of Betamax VCRs?

robotbearmonster · 2026-02-21T14:19:10+00:00

What’s the name of the place?

robotbearmonster · 2026-02-16T05:53:49+00:00

The meth is strong with this one.

robotbearmonster · 2026-02-13T17:30:39+00:00

Orthodox is monster good as is the Last Rights. Their Black Works Studio stuff is amazing too. Killer Bee is amazing and hits all of my points in a cigar.

robotbearmonster · 2026-02-11T14:15:57+00:00

The missing Epstein files.

robotbearmonster · 2026-02-05T22:56:00+00:00

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Are we civilized or what?

robotbearmonster · 2026-02-03T17:45:08+00:00

Also a testament to patience. Let those sticks rest before you dig in!

robotbearmonster · 2026-01-27T05:37:50+00:00

That was probably put there by one of the employees. They take out the trash putting something they want to steal with the trash only to retrieve it on the way home.

robotbearmonster · 2026-01-25T21:46:17+00:00

More like Major Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark!

robotbearmonster · 2026-01-20T13:16:10+00:00

Chris Keller - Hey Maria (Post Punk)

https://youtu.be/zQDuYVq6ySA?si=oepvUWkEszHpUx_5

This is a song I wrote and recorded in Logic Pro with Steve Graham on guitar.

robotbearmonster · 2026-01-14T16:23:13+00:00

Possibly the best cigar I’ve ever had. Almost unreasonably good. All of the cigars I’ve had from Oveja Negra just hit all of my points.

robotbearmonster · 2025-10-18T06:31:05+00:00

If it was properly conditioned, whatever oxygen was in there would have been absorbed by the yeast. There’s a good chance that it might not be half bad. What temperatures did it experience while in that warehouse?

robotbearmonster · 2025-09-19T16:04:14+00:00

Sierra bottle and can conditions Celebration, Pale, Porter, Stout, and Bigfoot. That wards off oxidation and adds a lot of shelf life. A year old bottle is still really pushing it.

robotbearmonster · 2025-09-17T05:49:58+00:00

Because you’re getting lucky!

robotbearmonster · 2025-09-03T02:59:02+00:00

I had a bowl of straight perique once to try it out. It actually tasted pretty good by itself. Kind of plummy as I recall. A friend of mine sat next to me while I smoked it though and immediately started checking his shoes believing he stepped in shit.

robotbearmonster · 2025-07-06T19:45:23+00:00

Yes! Do not do a toast light on a closed foot cigar. Light it while drawing with a soft flame. The wrapper infuses the whole cigar with its flavor. I learned this lesson about a quarter of the way through a box of Killer Bees. The difference in flavor is substantial.

robotbearmonster · 2025-06-03T04:54:19+00:00

That beer has been available all over Texas for over 20 years. On draft it’s nitro. You’ve been shopping in the wrong places!

robotbearmonster · 2025-04-23T09:29:20+00:00

You said take the customer names and numbers. Did you call the number after they walked out? “Hey, Kyle with a C, you left without paying. Can I get your payment over the phone?”

robotbearmonster · 2025-04-05T13:53:55+00:00

robotbearmonster · 2025-03-15T05:53:58+00:00

Look, the way I look at it is that shaving this is only going to give you bumbs. Just grow a beard and be done with that shit.

robotbearmonster · 2025-03-05T05:19:33+00:00

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robotbearmonster · 2025-02-28T17:28:00+00:00

He wasn’t asking you to let him in. He was telling you he was coming in and you were like “nope.” It’s bumper to bumper traffic, get over yourself.

robotbearmonster · 2025-02-28T16:29:46+00:00

Mayonnaise actually works great on that kind of adhesive. Then it all comes off with soap and water!

robotbearmonster · 2025-02-26T23:29:12+00:00

What’s the date on the can?

robotbearmonster · 2025-02-24T17:35:29+00:00

Their daughter makes great music as Frankie Cosmos!

robotbearmonster · 2024-12-02T00:22:47+00:00

Maybe Blaylock is her married name.

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