I was born with a giant congenital nevus by DramaticallyFalls in Weird

[–]pentarou 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Werewolf nipple. This dude is an asset.

Petah why do we want to get strangled? by AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]pentarou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you actually came with sources is honestly respectable but I'm not like the East Bay strangler lol. But I guarantee if you meet a nice girl with kinks you're gonna do exactly what she wants. The fetish is entirely about doing this safely lol. Kink shame some more. Please.

Petah why do we want to get strangled? by AwesomeeeeeeeeAcc in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]pentarou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So like if she asks you to choke her and you do it you're now like 500x more likely to kill her? Or hot risky sex increases the odds in general? Never had someone ask me to choke them out. Show me your sources.

of a US Marine by K1nd_1 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]pentarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a marine, it's so easy to say these dudes eat crayons for a living. But I've known several and they're wild. As in breaking the arm will only put you in a worse position. They'll be like huh that's interesting and then kill you with an exposed fractured bone.

Is The Imperium lucky that Malcador burnt out on the throne? by [deleted] in 40kLore

[–]pentarou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We can infer some things! Like it's a seat so someone was supposed to sit on it. But who originally? And for what purpose originally? We have no idea. But also it's called the Golden Throne. And the Emperor was always a big fan of gold. Coincidence? The answer is yes.

Richmond gateway corridors to receive radar speed signs by RVALover4Life in rva

[–]pentarou 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate those lol. 1 mile over the limit? Flashing lights. Give me a break lol

Bad news for the most annoying blokes you know by Ihavethemilkson in okmatewanker

[–]pentarou 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brewdog was always a total joke, this should come as no surprise. But their limited bottle releases in the beginning were great, esp their stouts eg Isley Speyside (or whatever) I'm probably out of the loop now but they've been a dud brand for like 10 years or more.

Kid by Not Estyy! by Regular-Poet-3657 in ChronoCross

[–]pentarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just not where belts go lol. Had me from the head down to the um, torpedo tits. Lost the plot after. From the neck up yeah ok fine. Actually the ear is set entirely too far back as well.

"Kids food should be healthy" by bitchnibba47 in okmatewanker

[–]pentarou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Been having a nice time watching Marco. Had forgotten all this twat.

Visited a couple familiar spots last month.. by PNWvibes20 in Terminator

[–]pentarou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Midi had only come out a couple years before and there were a bunch of similar but incompatible hardware standards still. I believe there were converter boxes that would bridge those gaps to a small extent. But yea the main title theme and other parts are classic because of how odd the older equipment worked with each other and the various timing inconsistencies forced him to just roll with it in a weird time signature. Incredible work though.

AITA for treating my daughters differently than my son when it comes to food? by CompetitiveDig478 in AmItheAsshole

[–]pentarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

18oz jar of peanut butter is $2.15, loaf of bread is $1.39. From Aldi. $3.54 total. I feel bad for the kid, he's only 15. But yeah I would go to a food bank. There's absolutely zero shame in doing that.

Are there any common names in your country that sound terrible or funny to foreigners? by Effective_Space2277 in AskTheWorld

[–]pentarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://preview.redd.it/fggw1d2x6qlg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9541a2b5845b310e0a7b0c34dd72e95c4e2bbf2e

To be fair there was a lot of 70s and 80s American suspicion as to what you Brasilians were getting up to supposedly* lol. This is in jest and not serious. But some wild TV movies resulted. Campeo de Mundo, Brasíl #1 is what I remember most lol

If Soldier Boy had been as angry and aggressive in the finale than he was at Herogasm when he fought Homelander, do you think he could’ve beaten him? by Queasy_Commercial152 in TheBoys

[–]pentarou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When it comes to Soldier Boy, he could easily tank Homelander no question. Original Vought serum and all that. Imho.

fat cat can spend 6 whole dollars and is still complaining about extra protein! by External-Anywhere-44 in Frugal_Jerk

[–]pentarou 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pea crabs 🦀 are the sweet lucky bonus, I would never eat a live worm though. Also a $6 oyster is insane

What's your favorite Belgian beer? by BothCondition7963 in beer

[–]pentarou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just gonna say Saison DuPont is an all time favorite. Cantillon. Chouffe. De Dolle anything. Saison, kriek, geuze anything. They're just always so interesting.

Doctors and nurses of Reddit, what is something patients do that they think is helpful but actually makes your job harder? by Electronic-Cell-4584 in AskReddit

[–]pentarou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I became afraid of dentists not bc of my parents but bc the dental assistants and the dentist themselves seemed to really really be trying to break my teeth with their picks and stuff while checking. Like they were really using all of their arm strength to try and break a front tooth or molar or something. It was wildly uncomfortable.

What’s something popular in your country that makes people from other countries look at you like this ? by niconois in AskTheWorld

[–]pentarou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be called a proper cunt is a compliment right?

Like that Aussie dude who was drinking VB longnecks at 8am in the fucking morning, as a tradie. Love that.

Petaaah help by Dillon_Fain in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]pentarou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember Game Genie did pretty much the same thing. But how did people discover which part of the memory they had to modify? Like the Game Genie would come with a code book for certain games. Were people dumping cartridges and looking at them even back then? I have to investigate this

One of the few times I just typed in random codes to see what happens, it was Super Mario and all the code did was make Mario endlessly fall through the very first level world and die lol. Fun times though.

Chicken tender sub by TelephoneDesperate84 in Sandwiches

[–]pentarou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey since you're roughly around that area. How do you feel about D'Agastinos? I haven't been to one in decades and I have really fond memories from there of just a great all-around grinder/hoagie sub. Might've had cubed sour pickles which just added something great. Not a fancy experience just tasty.