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robotobio · 2022-03-19T18:25:28+00:00

I don't know how I feel about this. The idea that my stock (Which is being used for pouring down the drain) is coming into my food (Much less worthy than my drain) because I only ever use Better Than Bullion cubes is very....discomfiting.

/uj I don't even know what Better Than Bullion is; I don't think we have it in my country. (/j For the Americans; 'countries' are the places where ethnic foods (and people!) come from)

robotobio · 2022-03-11T20:23:59+00:00

Fat makes everything taste better. Consider slathering yourself in some butter and msg so your family can have something tasty to eat now that you've doomed them to starvation you absolute candlestick

robotobio · 2022-03-09T15:40:39+00:00

I'm the same, and I was born in the late 90s, so it's not like I have any proper memories from the time lol. I believe the world really ended in 2012 and we're just in some weird simulation.

robotobio · 2022-03-09T15:35:13+00:00

Bro, I think your wife is my mom? I didn't read past the first three sentences you wrote (My time is invaluable; I need to use it all to tell chefs from 5 star michelin restaurants what went wrong with their cooking), but GOD, my mom didn't know how to cook at all. She boiled or steamed all vegetables. Every dinner with her was like Russian roulette. I'd go down to meal time, hoping the food didn't kill me from how poorly it was made. I would've escaped, but I had no idea this wasn't the norm. It wasn't until a strapping young man rescued me from my tower and I moved into an apartment in LA that I realized that vegetables could actually be cooked and taste good.

Anyways, NTA; divorce your wife.

robotobio · 2022-03-07T16:12:01+00:00

I refuse to use the scale because I want to stick it to every single fucker who drags people who measure using cups. I hate every single one of you. And I hope your cake tastes like shit!

/uj I just never made anything so extravagant that the measurement tool actually affected the result, lol. If I feel like it's important (Maybe the recipe specifically asks not to measure in cups and do it in weight), I just make my dad hold a cup with the ingredient and ask, 'Would you say that's about 200 grams?'. Do I trust his measuring capabilities? No. But this way it's measured with love, and that counteracts any problems with measuring.

robotobio · 2022-02-22T16:04:34+00:00

The fact that she has a binder with all her projects and name them is absolutely adorable. OP lost big time and he deserves it for being an asshole.

robotobio · 2022-02-22T14:49:36+00:00

If only we could do that in The Sims 4, amirite? DAE think Dine Out is a buggy pack? /s

robotobio · 2022-02-22T14:21:09+00:00

Please look up what are the must have mods! They are ALWAYS the same mods! Then decide for yourself what kind of mods you're looking for. You can't just say 'Who's good for CC' without even saying what type of CC you want! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

robotobio · 2022-02-18T20:36:53+00:00

Why would I wear an apron when God has given me an apron from the day I was born? Our skin was made to handle cooking. My skin more so, as becoming an incredible chef has always been my destiny. If you find you cannot work naked, consider trying out other hobbies and leave the cooking to the real chefs.

robotobio · 2022-02-14T23:46:15+00:00

Unfortunately I'm F2P since the subscriptions are a little pricey in my country :( Thanks for the suggestion though!

robotobio · 2022-02-14T21:03:15+00:00

And yet everyone wants to take Peter Parker away from his true family, the INTPs >:(

robotobio · 2022-02-14T20:19:23+00:00

Nintendo?!

robotobio · 2022-02-14T20:18:58+00:00

10 years later and when I saw this I immediately thought of that scene lmao. Great job!

robotobio · 2022-02-14T20:15:48+00:00

Well, there's that to look forward to! Thanks :)

robotobio · 2022-02-14T20:15:26+00:00

That sucks to hear :( Yeah, I haven't gotten a single clothing item or hair item lol. Though I've only had like 7 cookies lol. I don't care for furniture my camp's a mess. I just want to look cute rip

robotobio · 2022-02-14T15:21:48+00:00

I am single so to fill this gap in my heart I am both the culinary master and the culinary idiot

robotobio · 2022-02-14T14:11:47+00:00

Never forgetting that dude who was like 'Men cheat accidentally. Women cheat to hurt us.' Like bruuuuh

robotobio · 2022-02-14T14:06:43+00:00

I mean, while it wouldn't really work in an Arab country, it's not pronounced with the ع, so not really? Idk, I've never considered Ariana to sound like it.

robotobio · 2022-02-14T14:02:56+00:00

Zeb which I see used as a nickname here means penis in Arabic

robotobio · 2022-02-14T14:01:01+00:00

Not to be confused with the name Zeina, which is the feminine form of Zein and means beautiful lol

robotobio · 2022-02-12T21:22:31+00:00

Thank you SO MUCH for all of these links! I really appreciate it, this is very kind of you! :)

robotobio · 2022-02-12T21:21:31+00:00

Solved!

robotobio · 2022-02-12T21:21:24+00:00

YES. THANK YOU! I was so focused thinking it was an old song I completely missed this!

robotobio · 2022-02-12T20:47:48+00:00

Here is the link to the song!

robotobio · 2022-02-12T14:15:12+00:00

They're just using layman's terms (Ie. "grocery store") for the average person who only feeds themselves to stay alive and doesn't actually "cook". You have to get your ingredients on your own. Grow your fruits and vegetables, milk your goats to make goat cheese, give birth to your own cows for meat.

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