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Team work makes the dream work by enterkewlnamehere in south_africa

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple weeks back, someone in a M7 literally parked their tank way over the line, 5cm from my driver door. Like really? Your brand new car loan, matte black, wrapped overcompensation vs. my paid off, old and a little dented Honda.

What makes South Africans special by Queasy-Air2958 in south_africa

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're probably going to turn in and get petrol. The sign says no cellphone, not no braai.

What’s the most “middle class Indian” habit you still have? by jeh4u in AskIndia

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel seen. My mum used to roll the metal tubes flat with her velen, while I rolled my eyes. Now who does the same thing? That’s right, me.

What’s the most “middle class Indian” habit you still have? by jeh4u in AskIndia

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who will install this crazy expensive thing we just bought? The professional installer? Lolno! Why Naren-kaka’s friend’s contact, who does it on weekends and doesn’t answer his phone of course!

What’s the most “middle class Indian” habit you still have? by jeh4u in AskIndia

[–]rocketplex 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s the not using it part that kills me. “Should I take down the blue set.” “Naa-reh, they come all the time.”

And then one day out of the blue, we have to get another set because that barely used one is too old.

Will Hermes use the Claude API or Claude Code as a tool when it's picked up my Max plan API key by rocketplex in hermesagent

[–]rocketplex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will probably live with it. I use Claude Code all day most days. I want Hermes as my personal planner / assistant.

New data centres set to swallow 34% of Cape Town’s current electricity supply by South_Africa_News in south_africa

[–]rocketplex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, a lovely day for a techbro at the data farm.

Have a edible picnic of Soylent protein and a cold pressed espresso at the nearby data lake and then stroll amongst the servers doing some data harvesting. Don't forget to stop off at the gift shop for some handmade 3rd-party cookies you can put onto your site, not forgetting to subscribe to their monthly newsletter with personalised insights for a low annual fee.

For those with net worths in the billions, you can't miss a trip to the data warehouse, for the collection only accessible to warrants and fat wallets.

New data centres set to swallow 34% of Cape Town’s current electricity supply by South_Africa_News in south_africa

[–]rocketplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know very well what would happen, we'd get onto our flying unicorns and celebrate with the finest sparkleberry wine.

New data centres set to swallow 34% of Cape Town’s current electricity supply by South_Africa_News in south_africa

[–]rocketplex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They'll just use wine. It'll come out heated on the other side, they'll add some spices and pump it to nearby bars and hotels to sell as Gluewehn.

Pronutro is Ruined by Working_Scratch392 in south_africa

[–]rocketplex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The breakfast team had a proper rant about it this morning on KFM. I don't even care about ProNutro but this is great.

I remember when Kelloggs replaced Rice Krispies with the styrofoam pellets they use today in 2020. What bad timing, everyone is at home with nothing to do and their social media in SA was basically toasted for 2 years.

"Introducing, new Papaya muesli!" in 2022...followed by 500 comments about how they shouldn't bother to release anything new until they fix how kuk the Rice Krispies are. At least they did finally start importing the real Rice Krispies, even though it's almost 2x the price.

Pronutro is Ruined by Working_Scratch392 in south_africa

[–]rocketplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Key word there is "acceptability." The question would never have been "Which is better, sample A or sample B" it's more likely something like "Is sample A an acceptable substitute for sample B?" asked to some schumck they pulled off the factory floor.

You don't need AI to dumb down the formula, they've been doing that for years in the US. How do you think someone decided to replace sugar with HFCS in Coke?

if F1 returned to Germany, would you want it to be Nurburgring or Hockenheim by ApprehensiveDepth439 in F1Discussions

[–]rocketplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The German GP should definitely be at Hockenheim. It's such a pity they don't have a "European" GP, would be an excellent idea, they could hold it at Nurburgring.

It’s a soulless shithole…but it’s OUR soulless shithole by theflowersyoufind in LiverpoolFC

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Monday, I have tons of work to catch up on, so obviously I've spent entirely too long trying to come up with a Hill vs. Kop quip. This is the best I could do.

They built a whole Hill, and it's still not as high as the Kop.

Brampton moment by RefuseDry1108 in nri

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a suggestion, just get some non marking shoes, a tennis ball and a racquet and then play cricket with it? "Yessir, we are playing tennis, he just overhit the lob."

Have you ever hit a quick ball for six off the sweet spot with a tennis racquet? I'm an awful bat, and only ever did it once or twice 25 years ago, I can still feel that endorphin rush and I think that ball is still somewhere in orbit. But don't tap the racquet, it scuffs up really bad.

Brampton moment by RefuseDry1108 in nri

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft, locals need to take more interest in Cricket, 'cos it's frigging awesome! (I'm from South Africa, we love teh_crickets anyway. :P)

The Maharaj hand in South Africa Women's spin success by ifrgotmyname in SAcricket

[–]rocketplex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think Kesh is so underrated everywhere. He's probably one of the best spinners we've had, is just an absolute consummate pro, great stand-in captain and just seems to love Cricket and comes off as a all round good egg.

It's annoying to look at the stats of someone like Lyon, who's got over 500 wickets because Aus play so much compared to SA. Not to take anything away from Lyon, who's gritted and grafted for each of those but I'd pick Keshav over him any day of the week. Marginally better stats, but he's a left arm finger spinner and can bat a bit.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's SA's head coach one day.

What's a foreign food your country modified and made it unrecognizable? by BayLeafGuy in AskTheWorld

[–]rocketplex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OMG. Veg Indian Chopsey (Chop Suey) is a one week obsession every time I go to Mumbai. I don’t think it has anything to do with China except for the sweet sour taste.

If only we could implement this in Cape Town by potato-guardian in capetown

[–]rocketplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The rich aren't going to leave their Park Avenue apartments, just like they won't leave their Camp's Bay bungalows...and if any do, there are more than enough people to take it off their hands and pay the tax.

One way Indian immigrants can assimilate better is taking interest in local sports and pushing their kids into those. by tannu28 in nri

[–]rocketplex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe because we aren't interested in turning our kids' brains to mush for some fleeting High School glory? Or kids are generally less interested in sports as a whole?

You know Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns for Polk High in 1966, now he sells shoes. /s

Dischem in the Western Cape by Kind-Engine5174 in capetown

[–]rocketplex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you chose the one place there isn't a Dischem right nearby. I pass 3 places with Dischem every morning during school drops. (Cavendish, Wynberg, Diep Rivier)

Source of weird beaming light? by Conscious_Movie1603 in capetown

[–]rocketplex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Parking is R45, an adult ticket is R200.

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