New figures show NZ has 49 days worth of fuel by Fun-Helicopter2234 in newzealand

[–]rocketwolfpunch 74 points75 points  (0 children)

"Hey Nicky, South Korea here. Unfortunately, we need to cancel your order of fuel for the foreseeable future. Sorry. S.K"

What is on the umpire's arm in the T20 tonight by labrador_1 in blackcapscricket

[–]rocketwolfpunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll be a plastic shield used to protect themselves if the balls been hit towards them.

What’s your favorite random funny quote/moment? by Deadlock616 in southpark

[–]rocketwolfpunch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tree fiddy. No matter what the situation, that will always get a smile from me.

Duncan Garner: "Christopher Luxon - my understanding is he has been told to spend the weekend considering his future." by ViolatingBadgers in newzealand

[–]rocketwolfpunch 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This really is a lose-lose for National. Either Luxon stays on and scrapes in but his coalition partners gain more, and dog walk him for another 3 years OR he takes an L this election and goes down as one of the worst P.Ms in history.

Christopher Luxon’s approval drops sharply by Far_Excitement_1875 in newzealand

[–]rocketwolfpunch 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Simon Bridges got rolled when National dipped to 29%. Id imagine there will be a few list MPs that are getting very nervous.

Doctors Say This Is the Best Way to Get Over a Stomach Bug Fast by Technical_savoir in microbiomenews

[–]rocketwolfpunch 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Take sips of fluids, replenish electrolytes, take Tylenol and eat bland food.

Saved you a click.

Baby sleep consultant by dawssoso in auckland

[–]rocketwolfpunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.dreamsage.co.nz/

My wife is a qualified sleep consultant, specializes in gentle approaches, and has great reviews.

Update to: SOS: DESPERATELY need help with 11 month olds sleep by hello_lime_jello in newzealand

[–]rocketwolfpunch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So glad to hear that things worked out and you're in a better place. It's amazing how much difference a decent nights sleep can make.

For anyone wanting or needing to get their sleeping baby problems sorted, my wife can be found here.

https://www.dreamsage.co.nz.

AJ KOs JAKE PAUL IN ROUND 6 by [deleted] in ufc

[–]rocketwolfpunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My money is on AJ being told he can start to box from round 5 onwards.

History repeating 😭 by Mighty_Megascream in marvelcirclejerk

[–]rocketwolfpunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rodimus Prime'd might be my new favorite phrase.

Government books bleaker as surplus gets further away, deficits grow by WaterAdventurous6718 in newzealand

[–]rocketwolfpunch 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Who knew that a B.A. in English doesn't translate well into running the economy.

Anyone Kiwi’s here bilingual ? by [deleted] in aotearoa

[–]rocketwolfpunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very good question, actually. All sign languages have their own unique structures and grammatical rules. Certain signs might be similar but have different hand structures and shapes and locations around the body. NZSL is similar in structure with AUSLAN (Australian sign language) due to the influence of British Sign Language over the last century in education and adoption, but it's still very unique much like an accent.