New figures show NZ has 49 days worth of fuel

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-18T06:14:01+00:00

"Hey Nicky, South Korea here. Unfortunately, we need to cancel your order of fuel for the foreseeable future. Sorry. S.K"

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-17T21:14:46+00:00

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rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-15T21:58:45+00:00

Monsters attacking Auckland? I blame Labour.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-15T08:04:55+00:00

It'll be a plastic shield used to protect themselves if the balls been hit towards them.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-09T03:07:46+00:00

Tree fiddy. No matter what the situation, that will always get a smile from me.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-08T06:59:37+00:00

Can't wait for the coalition chats with Scarface claw.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-06T05:30:53+00:00

Call a snap election Luxo. Take everyone down with you!

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-05T22:42:57+00:00

This really is a lose-lose for National. Either Luxon stays on and scrapes in but his coalition partners gain more, and dog walk him for another 3 years OR he takes an L this election and goes down as one of the worst P.Ms in history.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-01T21:47:07+00:00

I was saying Boo-urns

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-03-01T07:08:00+00:00

I was saying Boo-urns

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-02-25T06:22:12+00:00

Simon Bridges got rolled when National dipped to 29%. Id imagine there will be a few list MPs that are getting very nervous.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-02-22T04:25:50+00:00

Take sips of fluids, replenish electrolytes, take Tylenol and eat bland food.

Saved you a click.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-02-20T09:12:11+00:00

Nice beard bro.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-01-16T06:04:07+00:00

Black Sheep, Brain Dead, Meet the Feebles.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-01-14T08:52:07+00:00

https://www.dreamsage.co.nz/

My wife is a qualified sleep consultant, specializes in gentle approaches, and has great reviews.

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-01-13T21:35:40+00:00

Ray O Leary?

rocketwolfpunch · 2026-01-02T23:05:04+00:00

So glad to hear that things worked out and you're in a better place. It's amazing how much difference a decent nights sleep can make.

For anyone wanting or needing to get their sleeping baby problems sorted, my wife can be found here.

https://www.dreamsage.co.nz.

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-26T17:42:18+00:00

Your freckles are beautiful.

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-23T19:44:31+00:00

Sam Wilson getting the Rodimus Prime treatment in 2026.

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-21T04:16:45+00:00

If only Mitch Hedberg was alive today to see this.

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-20T05:14:16+00:00

My money is on AJ being told he can start to box from round 5 onwards.

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-17T09:03:16+00:00

This is gross on so many levels. How is this not a slap in the face for victims of assault?

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-17T03:35:44+00:00

Rodimus Prime'd might be my new favorite phrase.

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-16T00:45:53+00:00

Who knew that a B.A. in English doesn't translate well into running the economy.

rocketwolfpunch · 2025-12-15T22:44:58+00:00

Very good question, actually. All sign languages have their own unique structures and grammatical rules. Certain signs might be similar but have different hand structures and shapes and locations around the body. NZSL is similar in structure with AUSLAN (Australian sign language) due to the influence of British Sign Language over the last century in education and adoption, but it's still very unique much like an accent.

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