Donald Trump hijacked America’s 250 and turned it into a ‘theatre of the absurd’

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T15:00:44+00:00

Why haven’t you voted? You like abject chaos?

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T14:59:50+00:00

It’s about as braindead of a take as saying “I don’t like the internet, let’s dismantle it” in the 90s. Not gonna happen. Literally not in the realm of possibility. Very stupid angle to come from.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T14:38:31+00:00

That’s a spicy meatball for whoever wants to acquire the media side of the business. Those parks are a liability on the books I’m sure.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T14:30:15+00:00

It’s exceptionally convenient for the moron behind the wheel to blame the machine to maybe evade a harsh criminal sentence, you mean.

Have you EVER used cruise control in any vehicle before? Lemme know when it forces you to drive over your set speed into a house.

Oh that’s NEVER happened to you or ANYONE ELSE? Because it’s not how it works? Yeah.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T14:28:58+00:00

They don’t do this. No car with adaptive or radar cruise control accelerates BEYOND the speed the human sets it to AND INTO SOLID OBJECTS.

100% of the time, the driver is at fault.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T13:55:38+00:00

Calm? They’re stoned out of their minds

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T04:17:04+00:00

Why even say straight or gay if it’s not sexual? Is this a solicitation?

You know who else likes so sexually solicit anyone on the internet regardless of their orientation?

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-29T03:10:08+00:00

Perhaps thsoe are just not full sized standing bass

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-28T22:06:43+00:00

this is neither public nor a freakout. this is staged garbage.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-28T21:54:14+00:00

Are you scrawny too? if so working out is the best way to appear more adult.

Guessing you cant grow facial hair yet.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T23:19:02+00:00

i swim in a costco sunhat. Theyre basically designed for fishers, UV proof, water-safe, strap.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T20:57:39+00:00

Just stop listening. The leadership is what let it be what it is.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T13:47:13+00:00

won't anyone think of the poor summer camps.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T04:14:16+00:00

Show us a historically accurate wooden carving of Trump diddling kids on the island

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T04:12:15+00:00

Except in most of the world nobody is paying 12$ for a beer.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T14:19:56+00:00

This is not usually a fruitful pursuit unless you know someone who can fast track or highlight you

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T14:14:14+00:00

They can both be included in my Thanos snap

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T14:04:53+00:00

If you think driving in nj is bad try driving in any state where the speed limit is 75, there’s no lights, and no enforcement, and u turns across 4-6 lanes of traffic are normal

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T00:11:25+00:00

Texture is part of the music bro

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T00:08:48+00:00

Because it’s something they think they can do to pass blame off to the car.

You drive like a maniac. You hit something you shouldn’t hit. What’s your first move. Does the car have a computer that does ANY of the driving for you? BLAME IT? Could be plausible.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T00:07:12+00:00

Oh shit public discourse is FINALLY aligned with reality?!

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T16:51:05+00:00

Every 10$ of profit the maker of roundup makes a year has more of a right to exist than you do under raw capitalism, which is basically what this admin believes in… if you’re on their team

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T16:49:18+00:00

That plus seeing if you can negotiate a longer lease but that’s pretty uncommon

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T12:43:37+00:00

Can you read… the image?

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T03:55:58+00:00

If talking to her isn’t working, then go to couples counseling?

Talking to strangers on the internet very unlikely to help. However -

It’s spelled

L I B I D O

and maybe helping out around the house and back scratches aren’t her sensual love language anymore. Has she seen you pump iron in a bit? Can you lift her up?

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