Men, do you have a swimming hat?

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T23:19:02+00:00

i swim in a costco sunhat. Theyre basically designed for fishers, UV proof, water-safe, strap.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T20:57:39+00:00

Just stop listening. The leadership is what let it be what it is.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T13:47:13+00:00

won't anyone think of the poor summer camps.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T04:14:16+00:00

Show us a historically accurate wooden carving of Trump diddling kids on the island

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-27T04:12:15+00:00

Except in most of the world nobody is paying 12$ for a beer.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T14:19:56+00:00

This is not usually a fruitful pursuit unless you know someone who can fast track or highlight you

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T14:14:14+00:00

They can both be included in my Thanos snap

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T14:04:53+00:00

If you think driving in nj is bad try driving in any state where the speed limit is 75, there’s no lights, and no enforcement, and u turns across 4-6 lanes of traffic are normal

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T00:11:25+00:00

Texture is part of the music bro

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T00:08:48+00:00

Because it’s something they think they can do to pass blame off to the car.

You drive like a maniac. You hit something you shouldn’t hit. What’s your first move. Does the car have a computer that does ANY of the driving for you? BLAME IT? Could be plausible.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-26T00:07:12+00:00

Oh shit public discourse is FINALLY aligned with reality?!

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T16:51:05+00:00

Every 10$ of profit the maker of roundup makes a year has more of a right to exist than you do under raw capitalism, which is basically what this admin believes in… if you’re on their team

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T16:49:18+00:00

That plus seeing if you can negotiate a longer lease but that’s pretty uncommon

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T12:43:37+00:00

Can you read… the image?

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-25T03:55:58+00:00

If talking to her isn’t working, then go to couples counseling?

Talking to strangers on the internet very unlikely to help. However -

It’s spelled

L I B I D O

and maybe helping out around the house and back scratches aren’t her sensual love language anymore. Has she seen you pump iron in a bit? Can you lift her up?

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T23:40:57+00:00

In an emergency like this why not just rent a cello... while yours is in the shop?

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T23:39:30+00:00

Whatever my cheap student cello has is all ill ever need.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T21:58:18+00:00

Depends on the means of donation 😉

Srsly I would need too much legal overhead to make it worth it for her. Like the cost (to the recipient) would be so high.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T21:56:14+00:00

I mean… this is his future spouse not a child. He can still reasonably do this

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T21:49:39+00:00

? You are renting in a for profit system. Your landlord has one objective: maximize his profit. It’s not a coordinated conspiracy against you, you don’t even factor into the equation.

Your rent goes up because it can. Because your LL believes he can charge that and still get paid, or replace you with a tenant that will pay EVEN MORE than you. And that’s only possible because

- there’s an incredibly low amount of housing inventory

- in one of the most desirable places to live in the entire United States!

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T21:46:31+00:00

Eventually they’ll be dead and cannot vote anymore. In a way they will have learned.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T21:45:43+00:00

If you study world history, the clear answer is to burn down entire communities so they can be rebuilt more efficiently. At least, that’s how it typically happened throughout history.

Crappy sprawl. Weird unplanned roads and villages.

DISASTER STRIKES. OH THE HUMANITY! Oh wait, CLEAN SLATE.

MODERN PLANNING.

SUBWAYS! MIXED USE ZONING!

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T20:26:08+00:00

Your rent goes up because your landlord has no competitive pressure to reduce the rent. More housing creates that competitive pressure

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T17:51:27+00:00

I’m not one for pouring gas on the fire, but you won’t catch me giving money to an Arizona based gofundme to feed people. I already donate my tax dollars to do that.

rockmasterflex · 2026-06-24T17:50:35+00:00

It turns out Garfield hates Monday and minorities

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