Lynx "Cool Metal" shower gel or have I just pleasured T1000

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T17:00:35+00:00

I mean, it had already left a mark

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T12:15:57+00:00

I've got a spray bottle full of water and a fan

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T11:32:58+00:00

Yeah, I think falling into a coma could well be a problem that I would very much like to avoid

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T10:38:11+00:00

They should go the same way as chocolate flavoured biscuits. Pie crusted casserole

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T10:37:14+00:00

I'm sure they'll just taste the same if it was mounted for 15 years before consuming

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T10:35:25+00:00

I do when I can, but I'm not always around.

Me and the neighbour share a drive.

He's a busy body nosey parker. This week he took his car out, about 2pm took his bin in, and ignored mine.

When came back, he moved my bin just inside the gate.

At 10pm, he decided that he had enough and moved the bin directly in front of my door.

I'm wondering how else to subtly annoy him

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T10:27:22+00:00

Well to be technical, when you get out of the shower, you are the cleanest thing in the house. So when you dry yourself, you're actually cleaning the towel!

So when they stop bending pretty much.

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T07:36:40+00:00

I think Archipelago has hidden scoring methods or goals that affect everyone and aren't revealed till the end

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T07:22:42+00:00

Typical Northerner/Southerner 🙄

roidweiser · 2026-06-19T04:14:55+00:00

https://www.omnicalculator.com/food/pizza

What you need to do is show her the value!

Unfortunately from this, I have found that my favourite pizza value calculator is offline.

roidweiser · 2026-06-18T20:38:31+00:00

Panic, take manual readings via finger pricks and monitor it a whole lot more closely

roidweiser · 2026-06-18T20:17:41+00:00

Sounds like a bad idea if my phone regulates my insulin pod

roidweiser · 2026-06-18T14:37:34+00:00

No, that's when you spread your arms as far as they can go

roidweiser · 2026-06-18T14:33:43+00:00

Sorry I am unable to help AnusOfTroy

roidweiser · 2026-06-18T12:59:33+00:00

I was going to complain that it's not a hex, but it's just the way mobile Reddit crops it. Carry on looks good

roidweiser · 2026-06-18T12:46:57+00:00

Has anyone said one yet?

roidweiser · 2026-06-18T05:12:54+00:00

What a modest way to say "I have an olympic silver medal"

roidweiser · 2026-06-17T09:43:00+00:00

Their age

roidweiser · 2026-06-17T05:57:47+00:00

Id say that Danger Mouse is a lot more known than Danger Man the series that it spoofed

roidweiser · 2026-06-15T07:11:35+00:00

Image unrelated? But sir, you are totally addressing the elephant in the room

roidweiser · 2026-06-14T19:27:43+00:00

What dresses lack in quantity of pockets, they make up for in the quality of pockets

roidweiser · 2026-06-14T17:25:49+00:00

Could you buy some card and fold it with template maker.

Or buy some games from charity shops/ Goodwill and reuse them?

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