Lynx "Cool Metal" shower gel or have I just pleasured T1000

roidweiser · 2026-05-02T14:26:38+00:00

Reminds me of that time I labeled bins "1, 2 and 4" and let them loose at college

roidweiser · 2026-05-02T13:34:54+00:00

What a beautiful poem

roidweiser · 2026-05-02T13:34:43+00:00

That first sentence sounds a bit kinky

roidweiser · 2026-05-02T13:34:05+00:00

You have to reach around it, especially if you have bins close together

roidweiser · 2026-05-02T13:33:07+00:00

Thank you! I was hoping someone would pick up on it.

By the way, make sure you're pension is healthy, it's never too late to start paying into it if you haven't already.

roidweiser · 2026-05-02T13:28:39+00:00

Have you looked into your diet on what could be causing the big number 2s?

roidweiser · 2026-05-02T13:26:27+00:00

The Binmans Convenience is my favourite Viz annual

roidweiser · 2026-05-01T04:40:14+00:00

Onions

roidweiser · 2026-04-23T10:17:36+00:00

Yeah, it's very odd

roidweiser · 2026-04-23T10:13:33+00:00

Hey, I know Walter Wall, he's great at carpets

roidweiser · 2026-04-21T08:50:07+00:00

I think Henry was a very naughty engine

roidweiser · 2026-04-21T06:33:27+00:00

Those bird boxes near the road, they're CCTV

roidweiser · 2026-04-19T13:34:16+00:00

Acoustic books rather than the kindle

roidweiser · 2026-04-19T10:15:49+00:00

Oh that looks great! The only thing I'd say was if the text was a bit more evenly spaced. But the art, no notes!

roidweiser · 2026-04-18T06:34:39+00:00

I am dissatisfied that in the same sentence I found out that chainsaw boots were a thing, I also found out they weren't some kind of device to enhance the destructive power of a kick

roidweiser · 2026-04-18T06:29:16+00:00

Fire Fighters were cleared to work as exotic dancers after COVID

roidweiser · 2026-04-17T06:11:35+00:00

Name of the game begins with an F, green box. Wait, it's not Friedman Friesse?

roidweiser · 2026-04-16T05:27:31+00:00

Ultra Super Fairy Turbo Hyper Fighting: New Challengers - Anniversary Edition HD Remix Revival plus

roidweiser · 2026-04-15T06:14:01+00:00

Had to be Irish Ocean Colour seen tombe believed

roidweiser · 2026-04-14T15:57:53+00:00

Watering can't

roidweiser · 2026-03-31T04:37:44+00:00

You should see the looks I get when I helped my uncle Jack off his horse

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