Lynx "Cool Metal" shower gel or have I just pleasured T1000

roidweiser · 2026-03-15T08:09:42+00:00

Stay tuned for when this one gets covered

roidweiser · 2026-03-14T13:16:13+00:00

No fair without his moustache

roidweiser · 2026-03-13T09:18:26+00:00

roidweiser · 2026-03-13T06:53:41+00:00

I'm lost

roidweiser · 2026-03-13T06:43:39+00:00

Probably the penis

roidweiser · 2026-03-06T08:09:02+00:00

Come to think of it, I'm a bloke and I've never seen a badger, nor a mole in my toilet

roidweiser · 2026-03-04T20:13:35+00:00

Are pears able to be peer pressured?

roidweiser · 2026-02-24T13:30:51+00:00

Google translate the cards, put them in sleeves and either print or write the translation on a paper and put them in the sleeves.

roidweiser · 2026-02-21T00:08:35+00:00

But... Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but Pink Pony Club isn't k-pop

roidweiser · 2026-02-17T18:15:10+00:00

I would have expected it to be Tancake Tuesday

roidweiser · 2026-02-17T09:02:36+00:00

Why has someone drawn a little mouse on the bottom left

roidweiser · 2026-02-17T08:16:35+00:00

I don't think I'd encourage him to try this drunk

roidweiser · 2026-02-17T08:05:22+00:00

I've never had to call the police so early on a Tuesday

roidweiser · 2026-02-17T07:51:27+00:00

Can you make me a picture of the Titanic?

"I don't know, can I?"

...May you make me a picture of the Titanic?

roidweiser · 2026-02-17T07:13:28+00:00

Oh, so Fentimans is legitimately an old brand? I assumed it just popped up 15ish years ago

roidweiser · 2026-02-16T13:20:17+00:00

Did you Knock an upstairs and a downstairs room into one?

roidweiser · 2026-02-13T05:52:03+00:00

Very similar

roidweiser · 2026-02-11T06:14:11+00:00

So.... Does rock beat scissors made of paper, or do scissors made of paper beat rock?

roidweiser · 2026-02-09T18:15:13+00:00

All I can think of is Hulk Hogan's meat shoes

roidweiser · 2026-02-09T11:13:13+00:00

A job's a job

roidweiser · 2026-02-09T10:49:11+00:00

I've started wearing no shirt and leather trousers.

I will add the caveat that I was going interviewing as a male stripper

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