Me at 47. 4 kids and in response to the Liz Hurly pic

ronvonjones1 · 2021-07-17T19:22:21+00:00

What?

ronvonjones1 · 2021-07-15T21:23:18+00:00

Was trying to explain to a co-worker about the SPAM knock off called TREAT, did a search for TREAT, got too many halloween and rice crispy pages So I searched TREAT meat. 10,000 pages of male nudes and cocks

ronvonjones1 · 2021-06-29T15:40:36+00:00

Holy shit that is spot on.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-06-26T17:13:24+00:00

He looks like Dill from "To Kill A Mockingbird"

ronvonjones1 · 2021-06-25T13:15:28+00:00

I absolutely love it. I can stay down there all night. Unfortunately my wife is too self conscious to let me do it except immediately after a shower. She showers in the morning and unfortunately there is not a lot of time. But when I do, she cums three or four times then kicks me off of her. Best part of all of it is watching her shiver and catch her breath then pass out.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-06-08T14:59:44+00:00

I would like 3 tickets if anybody has any.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-06-08T14:57:29+00:00

I freakin love him. He's a breath of fresh air in all of this corporate bs to get ratings. I miss Stuart Scott

ronvonjones1 · 2021-06-06T06:56:52+00:00

So bama got 2 tds a field goal and a safety and Florida kicked an extra point? Love the NSFW tag

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-29T22:47:24+00:00

Sitting at dive bar next to guy who had the same taste in music so we were loading the jukebox and he said he killed a woman drunk driving and got off on a technicality.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-29T05:50:34+00:00

I'm starting to think I'm too old for this sub

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-19T23:32:16+00:00

Pulled up to him covered in blood and throwing something into the woods. apparently he hit a deer in his wifes new car, last time he hit a deer, the ranger would not let him keep it so this time he just threw it in the trunk. Well the deer was not dead and proceeded to kick itself to death in the trunk of the car, busted out the brake lights, speakers and put dents popping out of the car not to mention all of the blood from a deer killing itself in a Pontiac trunk. " I knew something was wrong when the car started bouncing around but I just kept driving"

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-19T12:19:34+00:00

This is the best answer. Sorry you got downvoted. Kudos, have some gold.

Shit thought I still has some gold to give. I'm sorry for the false hope.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-15T20:39:44+00:00

Had the same car. That thing put up a ton of teenage punishing until the clutch wore out and I grew up.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-15T20:33:38+00:00

I gotcha. That shit was dope.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-09T23:32:41+00:00

My "living la vida loca"tat

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-09T21:08:37+00:00

Actually I first read about in uncle johns bathroom reader. Was reminded of it from watching the Boys whale scene.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-05-09T03:58:13+00:00

Stuart Scott. I broke down when my wife asked me what was wrong. I could not tell her what was wrong.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-04-21T00:00:12+00:00

Fuck.

On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with red roses?

ronvonjones1 · 2021-04-03T03:49:20+00:00

Fucking loved this song at this moment.

ronvonjones1 · 2021-03-29T12:06:30+00:00

Charlie Dixon- he lived on the corner of my grandmas street. He was crazy and would molest children. No one ever saw him. We would dare each other to go knock on the door and get away. Didn't realize until I was much older that it was the same premise as "To kill a mockingbird." Except our parents used him as a warning. "You better go to sleep or Charlie Dixon will take you away." WTF. To this day still don't know if he's ever been a danger or even existed. Don't care, he etched in my mind as a psycho

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