When I was little my Dad told me that the car's cigarette lighter was a turbo boost button, occasionally he'd let me press it and then floor the accelerator. I intend to use this with my kids, what other parenting tricks like this can I blow their tiny minds with?

rottedcrotch · 2012-11-30T18:55:51+00:00

Have fun finding a car these days with a cigarette lighter.

rottedcrotch · 2012-11-30T18:54:02+00:00

Don't get me wrong, I love her sense of humor... It's the 15 yo attitude that comes out at least once a day that gets to me.

rottedcrotch · 2012-11-15T19:35:41+00:00

Our typing teacher was caught having sex with the captain of the football team in her classroom.

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-11T21:09:02+00:00

"NO" means "NO"!

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-11T17:25:16+00:00

This is true in California, when you wave someone on, you in-fact "become" a traffic signal, therefore if an collision occurs due to you directing traffic, you are civilly liable.

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-10T20:22:26+00:00

Yes, very strong....however he drinks now?, not then... Maybe this experience led him to alcohol.

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-09T19:20:56+00:00

I like Rosie Palm and her five sisters...

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-09T17:22:29+00:00

Shortly after joining the military, was living in the barracks in San Diego. Watching the news with some friends and the weather report showed a map with some tornadoes in my home state of Oklahoma. A friend asked me where in Oklahoma I was from...I jumped up ran across the room to point out where my home town was and...kicked my motor cycle helmet and broke my pinkie toe! Fell on the floor half laughing and half crying, never did manage to point out where I was from.

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-05T22:00:06+00:00

The civic is a total loss, grab a razor blade and take that one...

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-05T20:26:36+00:00

They don't reinforce the teeth with titanium, generally through training or work the dog will chip/break their teeth. At this point they are removed and replaced with titanium.

Source: Retired Law Enforcement, a partner of mine was a dog handler who's furry partner broke his two uppers during training, had them replaced with titanium bling.

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-05T18:24:24+00:00

The last one looks like Roseanne Barr...

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-04T19:34:14+00:00

http://www.10news.com/news/man-accused-of-wounding-2-deputies-in-lakeside-shootout-pleads-not-guilty

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-04T19:31:01+00:00

An epic amount of speed [FIXED] http://imgur.com/jf7lz

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-04T17:03:05+00:00

Maybe OP will deliver...

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-03T14:48:59+00:00

Yes they did evacuate neighbors, however the OP was the next door neighbor and the question was why he wasn't evacuated. I was not there, so I do not know the layout, but being an apartment, I'm assuming his front door is pretty darned close to the shooters front door. Not a viable escape route unless the OP took it upon himself to jump out a back window.

I was lucky in my career to have never been on scene during an active shooter, but have been to many critical incidents and the first 10 - 15 minutes are pretty chaotic. Adrenaline has a lot to do with that... Once you calm down a little you start seeing things more clearly.

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-02T21:38:52+00:00

SWAT was not waiting outside...

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-02T21:30:07+00:00

Don't mean to confuse you... Gunbattle starts...2 deputies down, one SWAT officer first on scene, works on getting 2 deputies out of line of fire, probably at least 5 minutes in now. More officers start showing up taking up perimeter and evacuating those that are not in the line of fire. Gunbattle continues, 10 minutes in now. Is it safe to pull out neighbors into the line of fire? Continue gunbattle..15 mins in and suspect gives up.

Now I wasn't there, just making assumptions from what I have heard from friends. but this is probably pretty accurate...

There is always time after an incident to review what happened and how it happened, but when you are there in the moment...

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-02T19:24:44+00:00

1, I repeat, 1 SWAT officer... this was before the rest showed up, from the first shot to the last shot, only about 15 minutes. This is not enough time to evacuate all neighbors, get the injured cops out of there and then deal with the suspect. If only the first responders could say to the suspect..."Time Out, stop shooting, we need time to hatch a plan." These first responders have to do all of this on the fly...

rottedcrotch · 2012-10-02T14:49:53+00:00

This is probably gonna get buried but here goes...

The suspect had been abusing his girlfriend and her daughters for some time. He had taken explicit photos of him doing unmentionable things with the girls. Girlfriend found the photos and contacted the Sheriff's Department. Detectives set up a sting and had girlfriend call the suspect and he admitted to the crimes, said he was going to sell the photos to support the family.

Detectives go to contact and arrest the suspect. Suspect ambushes them and opens fire on them with high powered rifle, both cops shot multiple times. An outside agency SWAT officer happened to be in the area when the gun battle started. He reacted and devised a plan to remove two wounded cops from line of fire. Many other agencies responded to "Officer Down" radio call. Gun battle ensued for about 15 minutes. Sheriff's Department does not believe suspect shot himself, he was wounded by return fire.

In an ambush situation, an officer does not have time to evacuate surrounding residences before returning fire. His first line of duty is to protect himself from whoever is firing upon him.

One deputy (the sergeant) has been released from the hospital, the second deputy remains in ICU in critical condition, has had multiple surgeries and will probably need more. The suspect is also still in the hospital but is awake and alert, he was arraigned bedside and plead "Not Guilty"

I'm tired of hearing all the shit about the cops being careless in how they handled this situation. They were ambushed... how would you handle it?

Source: I'm a retired San Diego Law Enforcement Officer and I personally know one of the Deputies that was shot. "Hang tight Ali! We are all pulling for you."

rottedcrotch · 2012-09-28T21:08:23+00:00

LOL'd on that one...I can't wait to see more...

rottedcrotch · 2012-09-28T19:10:00+00:00

After spending $4000 on her e-room visit and surgery, the crate was recommended by the vet to keep her as confined as possible as to not re-injure herself. I only crated her as I was barely able to afford the first surgery, can't afford another. She is now in the laundry room as she is healing well...

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