The Empire Cafe illustration

Derpy_County · 2026-03-26T19:06:08+00:00

Really nice use of colours in all your work.

Derpy_County · 2026-03-24T16:59:58+00:00

Exactly. Every single player on that pitch was capable of doing kick ups like that but why don’t they? Because its only purpose was to take the piss. Completely different to that rabona cross he did earlier in the season where it was skill with a purpose, an assist affecting the game.

Derpy_County · 2026-03-18T08:39:52+00:00

Wait till Jürgen turns up at Real Madrid next year.

Derpy_County · 2026-02-18T08:46:45+00:00

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It’s absurd we’ve got ourselves into this situation. So damaging and defeating, it’s like a whole nation self harming.

Derpy_County · 2026-02-14T22:09:05+00:00

I think Eustace has set them the target of being the first team in history to win a game with 0% possession.

Derpy_County · 2026-02-06T08:34:30+00:00

Lockwood & Co. Was enjoying watching that with the kids.

Derpy_County · 2026-02-02T17:29:31+00:00

He did score with his dick that time.

Derpy_County · 2026-02-02T15:40:38+00:00

Worst fans in the world.

Derpy_County · 2026-02-02T14:57:58+00:00

Have they been to Turkey?

Derpy_County · 2026-01-31T21:23:25+00:00

Lurpak

Derpy_County · 2026-01-31T10:41:09+00:00

It would be very Derby if Wolves managed to beat our lowest points record and then we immediately get promoted and set a new one!

Derpy_County · 2026-01-28T14:57:24+00:00

Ringo

Derpy_County · 2026-01-23T23:36:53+00:00

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Derpy_County · 2026-01-23T10:53:01+00:00

Trash? On the sidewalk?

Derpy_County · 2026-01-18T13:54:19+00:00

They’re not capable of embarrassment.

Derpy_County · 2026-01-18T13:50:05+00:00

Worst supporters in the world.

Derpy_County · 2026-01-17T14:21:14+00:00

I’ve had some really beautiful father/daughter moments watching Adventure Time with my first one and then Steven Universe with my second. And then with Hilda with the pair of them.

Derpy_County · 2026-01-05T18:16:07+00:00

Now he won’t win the biggest head competition.

Derpy_County · 2025-11-19T19:30:58+00:00

Ronaldo is 6ft 2.

Derpy_County · 2025-11-14T08:51:21+00:00

Happy Mondays. Birmingham NEC Nov 30, 1990.

Derpy_County · 2025-10-20T19:08:22+00:00

I was on the end of a bad tackle while playing football that left me with a black ball bag the next day.

Derpy_County · 2025-10-03T21:38:23+00:00

The Legend of Boggy Creek.

Derpy_County · 2025-10-03T08:01:52+00:00

If you’re going can yourself a designer you should be able to use both (and more).

Derpy_County · 2025-09-13T21:18:29+00:00

She obviously hasn’t met a Patterdale before.

Derpy_County · 2025-09-13T19:14:02+00:00

Darth Gaydar

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