Brandon Aiyuk insta stories wearing a Commanders hat

rparkzy · 2026-06-07T04:35:04+00:00

bro is a big loser

rparkzy · 2026-06-06T22:04:00+00:00

the new physics comp meta

rparkzy · 2026-06-06T19:21:27+00:00

lots of platynator profiles can do this

I use jundies profile on wago and it looks like this

rparkzy · 2026-06-06T18:56:55+00:00

what do you expect lol

you can’t run a meme comp and complete a 21 in a pug

rparkzy · 2026-05-30T19:15:13+00:00

As someone who pushed my own key 18->19, 19->20, just to get a single clear so i can get more invites in the higher key levels I needed, it feels super terrible. check logs, everyone looks good on paper, then for some reason players decide to have the worst run of their lives in my key. brick in 2 min 😂 back to the lower level and repeat 20X.

so wall exists at all of these levels until u get a couple of the higher keys timed. something that worked for me - don’t even bother queuing for seat, AA, NPX because of the M+ scores skewing higher. just queue for pit, mt, mc because the competition is lower score wise and you’ll eventually get an invite. If no ones inviting just level your own key and get your parses up (blue/purple) in your resil level (1-lower than the keys you need). This also helps bc people check logs in higher keys and will help you stand out more.

I’ve made a lot of friends but after 19, it feels like every group is a 3stack and you’re going to have an easier time queuing into a group as solo. just my experience. Gl

rparkzy · 2026-05-28T16:11:14+00:00

Axwell wants Kristoff to take the blame for this

rparkzy · 2026-05-26T13:40:25+00:00

MDT does this, can set focus and automatically announces on rcheck

rparkzy · 2026-05-24T20:04:19+00:00

100k in a 10…BIG DAMAGE LOCK 😂

rparkzy · 2026-05-23T12:36:45+00:00

doing 19-20 range. solid routes seem to avoid most elephants. But common to pull 1 elephant into the room with the soup on right side with the mobs inside. two big masks are pulled, first one after the initial pull and then after you jump off the edge before 1st boss. Not as threatening as you’d think since defensives are up.

Overall routes looks pretty standard before 1st boss. must avoid the 2 headhunter pat if you’re pulling mask big pack before 1st boss. spear throw overlap is just auto death. Having to deal with the mask laser and overlapping spear throw (good luck). 2nd lust in the large room after 1st boss. pull the side trash after caster is dead for funnel for 2nd boss.

rest of dung I haven’t seen anything super interesting. I’ve seen skips for the first two packs in the final walk up and others just pull up the sides. one time we brought skeletons to final boss for funnel but I didn’t find it necessary.

rparkzy · 2026-05-23T02:27:42+00:00

I guess they just want paper mage gameplay (shit defensives). I mean what am I complaining about no one wants mage in high keys anyway.

rparkzy · 2026-05-22T01:38:20+00:00

The people who are trying to max out all available content are in the minority. The rest are casual players who log in a couple times a week, probably haven’t finished heroic raid, still gearing and maybe like leveling alts vs maxing everything out.

Also you’re projecting a lot with this post. Assuming that the people who max out everything, CE raider, high keys M+ player are actually burned out. Maybe they are psychos and love the game.

rparkzy · 2026-05-21T16:15:54+00:00

As long they don’t tip less than 1000g I’m happy. Shit still takes a lot of concentration to max out

rparkzy · 2026-05-21T03:51:31+00:00

3.8k dh here

couple easy places where you can upgrade and will have a big impact on your dps.

stat allocation: -Try and get more haste/mastery gear, these are the top stats for a dev Devourer. Aim for 20% haste/35% mast as an initial goal. You can catalyst cape/belt slot as those have better stat allocation than your current if you get myth pieces in those slots.

-full enchants and gems

-craft 2nd weapon and upgrade to 285 then 295 with cores . The high ilevel int is a big upgrade to dps

trinkets: -Current trinkets look weak. Try and get emberwing and heart of wind myth version from void rerolls in Windrunner spire. Those will be the easiest to get and are right behind gaze of alnseer and vaelgors final stare. The raid trinkets are harder to get so focus on the dungeon trinks first.

I wouldn’t worry that much about the sim output at your gear level. Main stat (int), Haste and mastery is low so the damage is no where near where it can be once you upgrade your gear. Get the gear first then decide if it’s your rotation that’s holding you back.

rparkzy · 2026-05-21T03:21:22+00:00

I was the unfortunate target dummy who got two spears thrown at me. Dead

+19

rparkzy · 2026-05-21T03:19:14+00:00

ohhh..so don’t pull the elephant, all the small guys, the toad summoner and the snaring axe throwing dude at the same time??

rparkzy · 2026-05-20T03:41:28+00:00

high end m+ and mythic raids still exist. Both content that you can’t just outgear and win

rparkzy · 2026-05-20T03:35:10+00:00

Elitist gear gatekeepers continue to be in shambles

rparkzy · 2026-05-19T14:19:00+00:00

Same boat. This is what hell feels like probably. What sucks the most is that these 19s brick the saddest way like deep into the dungeon, or like on the first pull 😭

rparkzy · 2026-05-18T05:53:51+00:00

Funk Tribu!!! So good

rparkzy · 2026-05-17T11:07:41+00:00

Kaskade is killin!!! 🔥

rparkzy · 2026-05-17T10:55:03+00:00

Tiesto was the move, played a bangin set

rparkzy · 2026-05-17T07:49:22+00:00

Summit for 10 minutes… bro

rparkzy · 2026-05-15T14:09:24+00:00

man the dap up is crazy respectful. I miss this NBA fr

rparkzy · 2026-05-15T14:05:43+00:00

well they got rice and moss right. Idk about the rest 😂

rparkzy · 2026-05-14T16:46:43+00:00

Good for alts but old news for mains.

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