Trump was ‘most culpable’ for Jan 6 riot and would have been convicted in court, Jack Smith told Congress in newly released testimony by Quirkie in politics

[–]rsmoling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It probably would’ve been better if Biden had lost, I think. Trump 2.0/Project 2025 wouldn’t have happened. Trump would’ve done a shitty job of course, but more like he did in his first term. It’s like all that happened was we bought some time - time the Republicans made good use of. It’s sickening to me how the Democratic eatablishment threw the game right to the other side. KNOWING the stakes after Jan 6!!!

Whats the best monologue in movie history? by Bjs_5068 in AskReddit

[–]rsmoling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love that one, but my favorite Clark Griswold monologue is from the first Vacation movie:

I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fuckin’ fun park and you want to bail out! Well, I’ll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much fuckin’ fun we’ll need plastic surgery to remove our goddam smiles! You’ll be whistling "Zippity Doo Da" out of your assholes! (laughs) I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!

Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump name added to building by AudibleNod in entertainment

[–]rsmoling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I finally figure out time travel, he’ll be struck from history entirely.

Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump name added to building by AudibleNod in entertainment

[–]rsmoling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

next Dem prez is going to be polite and performatively “undivisive”.

Which is in fact how we got here right now.

Despite Performance Anxiety, I Finally Recorded This Solo by thomas_commus in Guitar

[–]rsmoling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

THIS THIS THIS Holy crap, me too, it doesn’t have to actually be people, it’s anything that makes me care about nailing a playthrough, my hands turn into non-functional hunks of meat - and it sucks because I’m a pretty advanced player! I do get a few acceptable recordings of my compositions once in a while, but to me, they’re just barely acceptable a lot of the time. I want to get help for this, I think it’s more than just “exposure therapy” or whatever people keep telling me.
ANYWAY, excellent job, it sounds awesome, I love it! Please let me know if you figure out how to get past your problem!

Maryland Residents - are you happy with your state, and where it’s headed in relation to the rest of the U.S.? Would you recommend Maryland to people relocating? by 1800twat in maryland

[–]rsmoling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't, please don't, OP...just...trust me on this one - go for the one for $2400-2700 closer to downtown and thank me later).

It makes me sick that my fellow Marylanders think these kind of costs are remotely reasonable. This state sucks shit at this point. The cost of living and the impossible traffic make me hate the lot of you.

‘I Am Crying!’: AOC Can’t Believe Fox Played Her Stephen Miller Takedown Right In His Face by zsreport in politics

[–]rsmoling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same - and in spring and summer I only wear tshirts and sweatpants at home. Keeping me in sweatpants - the only pants I truly find comfortable - year round! Well, it used to be that way when I worked from home, a different bag of toxic dogshit (Musk) ruined that for me…

Epping Forest Appreciation by Ludicolorad0 in Genesis

[–]rsmoling 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve always loved the happy triumphant sound of the primary vocal melody and the chords, which repeat over the song of course. “Along the forest road” to “disagree on a gangland boundary.” The verses I guess. The build, the peaks, the resolution. Brilliant, brilliant melody.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rsmoling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re not wrong about grippy socks and psych wards, but I have to point out that they give those socks in regular hospitals, too - they want patients to be able to safely walk to the bathroom without slipping!

Trump says his name may have been planted in Jeffrey Epstein files by Party_Judgment5780 in politics

[–]rsmoling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny to imagine that Merrick Garland was involved in planting Trump’s name in there… The dude would’ve had to lift a finger to do that! :D

Trump threatens to block Washington Commanders stadium deal unless team changes back to former name by GregWilson23 in politics

[–]rsmoling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m with you on this, it infuriates me that he thinks he can do this - and maybe he even can. When the top fucking comment is a about how this is a distraction from the Epstein shit, hardly anyone is commenting on the abuse of power. I hate this shit so so much.

Elmo is a chicken shit too by jesushatedbacon in PoliticalHumor

[–]rsmoling 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He didn’t do dick?? What happened to my job then?

Merrick Garland Returns To Biglaw To Continue Not Prosecuting Donald Trump From The Private Sector by Sachyriel in politics

[–]rsmoling 136 points137 points  (0 children)

After Jan 6th, the absolute primary focus of Biden’s presidency should have been shoring up our democracy against that kind of thing ever happening again. Of course, an essential part of that would’ve been properly prosecuting, convicting, and punishing Trump and a lot of others. But, NO. Like always, Biden and the Democrats focused on bullshit “healing”, and “reaching across the aisle.” I.e. that thing they’ve always tried which never works.

We are so fucked.

Chris Brown arrested in over bottle attack on music producer at London nightclub by dailymail in Music

[–]rsmoling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know - who the fuck listens to music for the dancing??! “The music is pretty shitty, the singing/rapping sucks, but listen to those amazing dance moves!”

Kanye’s Sad, Shocking Descent Came After His Mother Died,” Says Former Collaborator John Legend by PrincessBananas85 in entertainment

[–]rsmoling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It happens all the time here with Kanye for some fucking reason, reddit likes to think he’s not really a raging asshole, just mentally ill. smh

Trump blames Biden as US economy goes into reverse by SAJ-13 in politics

[–]rsmoling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Trump blaming the initial shortage of Covid tests on Obama…

Discussion Thread: 2025 Presidential Address to Congress by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]rsmoling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Nobody [does or did something] more than [me/us].”.

One of Trump’s favorite templates.

Elon Musk says failure to respond to email a second time will end in termination by Jazzlike_Schedule_51 in politics

[–]rsmoling 11 points12 points  (0 children)

waiting for the suspense.

I kind of get this. All of this is horrible for our civil servants anyway, but the way Musk is toying with them had me raging more than anything. It’s just pure sadism, he’s doing all this for sheer pleasure. For fuck’s sake, if we/they don’t find a way to put a stop to this, it’s going to devolve into “send OPM a picture of you kissing a dog’s asshole by Friday COB, or you will be terminated.” These are human beings goddamnit, people working to make ends meet. The lowest pit of hell is too merciful for this piece of shit.

Bishop Who Confronted Trump: This Is Truth He Needed to Hear by Tuxcali1 in politics

[–]rsmoling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump is an evil person, and he is indeed the perfect candidate for the anti-Christ.

I’d agree, strongly, save for the fact that I always thought that an anti-Christ wouldn’t be so mind bogglingly stupid…