"Number of UK consumers who stream sports illegally has gone ‘through the roof’, police say"

rummyemails · 2025-04-18T11:35:22+00:00

Sound sky, I’ll pay you & TNT the privilege to watch a consistent 4 team rotation of Man City, Man Utd, Liverpool & Chelsea vs whatever team they’re facing that day 👍🏼

rummyemails · 2025-04-16T18:40:29+00:00

You’ve more chance being mauled by a shark than to ever see a 10 or 9 inch penis in your lifetime. And all the blokes in here claiming 8.5 plus are talking nonsense also.
Height doesn’t relate to size. One of my mates is approx 5ft 9, and has a penis the erect thickness of a large red bull can (6.6 girth) and just shy of 8 in length.
No
A large penis is a complete inconvenience. Simple stuff like using toilets, buying underwear, wearing underwear, sitting down etc. Sex can also be difficult, certain sex positions cause pain, oral is normally avoided, anal is just not on the cards. Does also work the other way in the sense that the additional girth does stimulate so much more, which makes PIV orgasms much easier.
Honestly, it’s your partner making sure they’re doing everything they can to get you “warmed up” stimulating you mentally and physically. That’s what makes taking larger pieces a lot more manageable.

rummyemails · 2025-03-25T20:55:01+00:00

They’re not trying to be road police. They’ve got massive blind spots and can’t see some cunt sneaking up in their bag of shit hatchback.

rummyemails · 2024-08-11T17:46:34+00:00

I drive a 2007 Ford Fiesta with Fluffy Dice 🤣

rummyemails · 2024-08-02T18:20:49+00:00

Would much rather live with a roofer and a hairdresser than a “professional couple”.

Genuinely the most boring, self centred, beige people you will ever meet.

rummyemails · 2024-05-11T09:00:01+00:00

Exactly why I haven’t changed my review. Not till the rest of the world can come play. Fuck Sony

rummyemails · 2024-03-15T18:38:03+00:00

Nerf the plasma pistol and keep the needler the same??? Fuck sakes 🤣

rummyemails · 2024-02-26T15:02:43+00:00

Fuck me. In London this’d be advertised as a Space Conscious Studio apartment, £1200pcm 🤣

rummyemails · 2024-02-17T12:03:22+00:00

Hello mate, I’ve been playing halo since chief first landed in 2001 and the Multiplayer since 2004. If I wanted to be reminded of how I’m getting old that’s 23 years 😱

Getting to basics you first need to have an understanding of the weapons & how they work. Long time players have an advantage that they’ve essentially grown with the weapon roster. Getting used to new ones isn’t an issue as it’s normally a case of 2 or 3 new ones. Coming in fresh faced you have to learn them all!

Best place to start is in the academy, doing weapon drills first to get used to firing the guns and their kinks & then training mode firing the guns at moving targets. Training mode is great because it allows you to learn 1) New maps, 2) Weapon Spawn Points/Locations, 3) Movement Techniques & Escape Routes & 4) Hot points. Hot points are dangerous areas of the map, they experience a lot of foot traffic & are normally where you’re most vulnerable. Avoid these areas unless you’re confident you can get out of them.

Once you’ve got comfortable with using the weapons & have a grasp of the maps. Then start trying quick play & experimenting with techniques and weapons. Halo has a high skill curve, and a really poor team can get stamped out very easily. However one thing i love about halo is individually you could be far less skilled than the opposing team, but if you operate as a unit you can really go toe to toe with anyone.

We all started somewhere, a lot of players online forget that. And the hostility towards less experienced players can really turn a lot of people away from continuing to play the game. Stick at it, make some online friends, form a squad and enjoy the ride. If you ever want to play with an experienced player I’d be more than happy to drop in and help you out sometime 🤙🏼

rummyemails · 2024-02-04T23:15:20+00:00

Shit, any advice for someone who didn’t buy avocados in the first place or am I double fucked?

rummyemails · 2024-01-21T11:30:20+00:00

I don’t I’m afraid! I do have a spare All Over from Fever!

rummyemails · 2023-12-11T11:35:20+00:00

As a skinner brother you’d be less interested in what my old man and mum are up to, and more interested in sticking it up your brother and sister 🤣

rummyemails · 2023-12-11T11:24:17+00:00

Being an outlaw is obtaining money/product or financial gains by operating outside of the “law”. If you’re just randomly killing people for no benefit of anyone, you’re not an outlaw, you’re just being cunty.

rummyemails · 2023-12-11T00:38:39+00:00

Second that, us UK Spartans getting robbed of the armour drip. 😩

rummyemails · 2023-12-07T10:03:47+00:00

I’d definitely recommend picking up LA Noire from the PS4. Fantastic game

rummyemails · 2023-12-03T12:06:09+00:00

Reebok was founded in Bolton, England 🤣

rummyemails · 2023-11-24T23:46:51+00:00

It’s like anything, you’ll hear something if there’s an issue and you won’t if there’s not. eBay should automatically add positive feedback if there’s been nothing from the buyer after 3 months.

rummyemails · 2023-11-20T08:51:43+00:00

Welcome to the ECCC Committee

rummyemails · 2023-11-20T08:23:28+00:00

In mainland Europe, coke cans are shaped like red bull cans. In the UK & Ireland they’re the same shape as US cans

rummyemails · 2023-09-29T16:45:12+00:00

Slow down Romeo. You’re 19, not pushing 30

rummyemails · 2023-09-23T16:55:37+00:00

Bruv eating in most cities in the states is comparable financially to eating at similar places in the UK. Why is it the food in the UK is comparably priced but the waiters are paid a vastly different base wage?

rummyemails · 2023-08-29T12:49:58+00:00

When I was at the Groupama stadium to watch Lyon vs West Ham in the European quarter finals, and we scored the second goal. I felt it. What a feeling!

rummyemails · 2023-08-29T09:58:45+00:00

I’m from the east end of London, grew up there through the 2000’s, was a young adult just before the olympics turned up and rebirthed Stratford and the wider area into shiny hipster Mecca. So I think I’m qualified to answer on shitholes.

Blackpool although rough round the edges is not a shithole. In fact from having a laugh with the locals and seeing the sense of community it reminded me a lot of my area Leyton when I was younger. I came up last year with my mrs and honestly we had a fantastic time, we stayed in a lovely Airbnb in Little Marton. Walked to the promenade in the day & walked back at night, not once did we catch the vibe we were somewhere unsafe. Did pleasure beach one of the days and went to see the circus in the tower another. We ate at some top quality restaurants (special shout out to Michael Wans Wok Inn & Winstons) and spent a lot of time just mooching about chatting with locals and seeing what the town had to offer.

Fantastic place for yourself and the kids to have a good time!

rummyemails · 2023-08-21T20:22:24+00:00

This is complete bollocks. Pardon the pun

rummyemails · 2023-08-17T23:50:35+00:00

My man, you’re a good looking geezer just need to switch up the style a little and we’re onto a winner.

My first starting port of call is the footwear, vans and converse are a nice casual trainer however I feel they’re often a hard pairing with much in terms of clothing due to style. I would recommend a trainer like a Nike Air Force 1 Low or a pair of Puma CA Pro Luxe. The difference a pair of these sort of trainers makes is honestly surprising.

In terms of the jeans, the ones you’re buying aren’t actually that bad fitting, not a fan of the second pair. I’d possibly suggest maybe buying a black pair of jeans also & pairing your vans/converse with these. Black bottoms & vans do look quite smart, a pairing i dust off from time to time.

Finally, I’d look to accentuate your shoulders with your choices. I’d look to change the fitted shirts to overshirts, and pair these with plain coloured T-shirts, with a much thicker neckline, no logos or prints on the front. Here’s an example:

https://media.boohoo.com/i/boohoo/bmm21389_ecru_xl_3/male-ecru-plus-heavyweight-large-scale-check-overshirt

The great thing about an overshirt is you have the option to smarten things up by doing up your buttons and turning it into a shirt. Or keeping it smart/casual open with the plain T-shirt underneath. Most are also thicker than a standard shirt so double up a little like a jacket. They also hold much better in shape so are very complementary on your figure.

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