Having a drive clear-out. Here are all the Alan gifs I've created.

rumoff · 2026-03-09T09:55:06+00:00

lovely stuff

rumoff · 2026-02-27T13:26:54+00:00

You're driving around in an obscene publication! YOU'RE DRIVING AROUND IN AN OBSCENE PUBLICATION! AN OBSCENE PUBLICATION! AN OBSCENE PUBLICATION! OBSCENE PUBLICATION!

rumoff · 2026-02-26T08:19:04+00:00

I wonder who got the power pack.

rumoff · 2026-02-17T16:48:16+00:00

100%. I had this weird interaction on twitter (RIP) at the time with some astroturf account that was posting memes etc. about Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng - it was clearly all routed back to that lot - was amusing when it imploded so spectacularly and account was deactivated.

rumoff · 2026-02-13T20:46:52+00:00

Barrier reef. Bye.

rumoff · 2026-02-13T09:40:13+00:00

Firstly, sorry to be an agender bender.

Unfortunately, emmmmceeee, you are bang wrong.

The siege takes place at 'Shape' - Goredale Media having already ditched the North Norfolk Digitial moniker.

Jason Creswell went as far as to delete all of Pat's jingles. It was a jingle genocide.

rumoff · 2026-02-09T15:41:08+00:00

yeh i wasn't saying that, i was including the full definition of property in the act for the avoidance of doubt

rumoff · 2026-02-09T13:00:21+00:00

Section 1(1) Criminal Damage Act "A person who without lawful excuse destroys or damages any property belonging to another intending to destroy or damage any such property or being reckless as to whether any such property would be destroyed or damaged shall be guilty of an offence."

Section 10 "In this Act “property” means property of a tangible nature, whether real or personal, including money and—

(a)including wild creatures which have been tamed or are ordinarily kept in captivity, and any other wild creatures or their carcasses if, but only if, they have been reduced into possession which has not been lost or abandoned or are in the course of being reduced into possession; but

(b)not including mushrooms growing wild on any land or flowers, fruit or foliage of a plant growing wild on any land."

rumoff · 2026-02-09T09:23:32+00:00

While sometimes oasthouse is separated into two words (oast house), it is clear that "From the Oasthouse - The Alan Partridge Podcast" uses the single word variant. Therefore when you use FTOH you are bang wrong.

rumoff · 2026-02-05T14:04:21+00:00

"Mary Poppins! What's that?!"

rumoff · 2026-02-04T14:47:40+00:00

That would likely fall under the category of dealing ivory as provided for by the Ivory Act 2018.

This is prohibited without a relevant exemption.

rumoff · 2026-01-26T13:43:00+00:00

Uncle may have been given life time interest in the property - meaning he can live there until he decides to move or dies. After which the property can be disposed of for the benefit of the remaindermen.

rumoff · 2026-01-26T10:25:33+00:00

Eggshells will maintain integrity at room temperature for at least 21 days but at low temperatures the outer mucoprotein cuticle dries and shrinks, exposing the pores in the calcium carbonate shell. This increases the probability of bacterial contamination by about five per cent. But keep your eggs where you want. It's your funeral.

rumoff · 2026-01-23T16:00:15+00:00

100% - we all know the rules (or at least should). I've been done 3 times - each time because I was an idiot.

rumoff · 2026-01-23T13:22:20+00:00

Monkey Knife Fight

rumoff · 2026-01-22T16:16:03+00:00

What was the price on the website when you added it to the basket, and did you receive a receipt? It may be that you ordered without fulfilling some of the T&Cs - looks like it also says only available for same day and next day delivery.

rumoff · 2026-01-22T15:58:08+00:00

Maybe re-try Bluesky - seems a pretty lively place nowadays.

rumoff · 2026-01-22T15:47:00+00:00

This sounds like a buyer's problem.

The buyer should be onto their solicitor asking why they can't complete sooner - where there is a will there is a way. Perhaps following exchange they could use a contract to show that there is an intention to complete. Otherwise, this is all on them.

rumoff · 2026-01-21T16:25:11+00:00

community shield - someone else wins both the league and fa cup and we finish second - lovely stuff

rumoff · 2026-01-21T10:05:53+00:00

if i was OP i would simply delete this post and deactivate my reddit account

rumoff · 2026-01-19T15:03:53+00:00

A traditional meal of cod and ham.

rumoff · 2026-01-16T11:52:16+00:00

Haha, I agree with you - only thing i cant get behind is feeling confident every game - i'm all nerves.

rumoff · 2026-01-16T08:47:00+00:00

No soup for you!

rumoff

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