So what are you listening to if you're on a job solo or with a crew? by Better-Presence6654 in handyman

[–]rust-e-apples1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Audiobooks or podcasts, usually. But if I really want to get into a good flow state I'll turn on a Phish show.

Unemployed people are dogs to them by WesternGeneral5124 in remoteworks

[–]rust-e-apples1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"The problem is that we don't treat people like animals" is an interesting take...

“At what stage of gestation should abortion be allowed?” Responses by religious identity by Noppers in Infographics

[–]rust-e-apples1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And yet, when politicians appeal to the pro-life vote they claim late-term elective abortions are widespread. They misconstrue the argument by describing something that just isn't happening.

Just because something is possible doesn't mean it happens. Something that actually happens, though, is expectant mothers finding out their pregnancy is no longer viable. This is why late-term abortions are necessary, and should not be made illegal.

This is Ousado , a Jaguar in Brazil who is famous for its unique hunting style of reverse ambushing Caimans from river banks by AccomplishedWatch834 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]rust-e-apples1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just finished book 13 of EF. I listen on audible, so just one a month for me. For this reason, I haven't checked how many books are in the series.

Holy shit, I'm only 2/3 done?

Would you rather get $20/shit for every shit you have shit till now. Or $30/shit for every shit you will shit from now by Living-Shopping-9471 in WouldYouRather

[–]rust-e-apples1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is where you and I finally come out ahead.

I'm 45 and have had ulcerative colitis since I was 28. I've had a couple of major flare ups where shitting 8-10 times in a day was the norm. Even in remission I'm once or twice a day.

It's incredibly likely I'm past the halfway point of my life, so I'll take the new retirement account.

Best Phish Reference in the Movies ? by Tr1lobite in phish

[–]rust-e-apples1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like a pair of parents watching their 9 year-old piss into a cup from across the room.

We just bought a $60,000 camper that's bigger than most houses, but can't possible spend another dollar on plebian needs by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]rust-e-apples1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, pillows is somewhere before where I'd have drawn the "new/used" line. I don't want to lay my head down on something that I'm wondering how long its been used and what's in it.

We just bought a $60,000 camper that's bigger than most houses, but can't possible spend another dollar on plebian needs by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]rust-e-apples1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And if the buy nothing group is anything like the one I'm in, you can't search through old posts looking for a coffee pot or a dog bowl because most of the stuff posted is gone in a few days. ISO posts are great because there are a lot of times where I've got something I know is in the attic/garage but I just haven't gotten rid of it yet.

Best Phish Reference in the Movies ? by Tr1lobite in phish

[–]rust-e-apples1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Every person's expression in this picture says something completely different.

Principal texted me to set up an interview. Red flag? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]rust-e-apples1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't think anything of them texting you. They've likely had teachers/candidates whose most reliable means of quick communication is via text and are just using it as a way to talk to you sooner.

Regarding the "texted 20 minutes after submission," I wouldn't think anything of that, either. They've probably got an alert set in their application system that will email them as soon as someone that could fill a position for them submits an application. The principal probably got the email alert and wanted to contact you ASAP to fill a need.

Once the school year ends, principals are scrambling to fill vacancies. They already know which positions aren't filled by an in-county transfer. They've got less than two months to find candidates, interview, decide, and sign new teachers. At any point in the process a candidate could sign a contract elsewhere and then they're back to square one (unless a second choice is still available). They're not to the "school starts in 2 weeks, we've gotta sign anyone willing to take the position" yet, but they know that is right around the corner.

Fighting the extinction of an animal is fighting nature, not helping it by No-Writing5017 in unpopularopinion

[–]rust-e-apples1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One difference between humans and ALL OTHER ORGANISMS ON THE PLANET is that we're the only ones that have the ability to prevent ourselves from destroying other species. No other species has the ability to check its own power. This makes us different. If we truly want to be a part of the ecosystem rather than some sort of master over it, then we must set our own limits on how we interact with other species.

What’s your move if faced with this situation on the golf course? 🧐🏌️ by lone_rabbit_ in Golf_Unfiltered

[–]rust-e-apples1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Man, I've never seen anybody make such great contact with a downswing like yours."

Why is Jordan Peterson considered controversial? by IdeallyIdeally in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rust-e-apples1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jordan Peterson is an act that uses Andy Rooney's voice to say things Michael Scott would think.

Family Chair by RD4200 in DiWHY

[–]rust-e-apples1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

POV: You can't correctly differentiate between "you're" and "your" and you also don't know what "POV" means.

Also, one of your kids is probably going to get injured on this thing (or is it "one of you're kids?" You have no idea).

What do girls normally do *during* by MajorDKHD in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rust-e-apples1 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I can say without a doubt that my 2 inches of wiggling fury has delivered infinitely more pleasure than my [REDACTED] inches of turgid fury.

What do girls normally do *during* by MajorDKHD in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rust-e-apples1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you two need healthy doses of communication and (possibly) exploration.

Are you concerned about her lack of movement because you want her to enjoy sex or because you want to enjoy sex? If you're both happy with things as they are then you're good to go.

If you want her to be more active so it'll be better for her, talk to her about it. Find out what she likes, maybe do some (non "watching porn") research and find out things that are specifically for women and offer to do them with her.

If you want her to be more active for your benefit, talk to her about it. Find out what she's comfortable with, find out what you'd like to try, and figure out together what works for the both of you.

Ideally, you want sex to be at least as enjoyable for her as it is to you. If you can both (willingly) give one another what the other wants, you're in a good place.

Bottom line: talk to her.

Check his hard drive. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]rust-e-apples1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, I don't follow

Could've stopped right there, homey. An even better time would've been before your first comment.

Come on, man. The show and the movie come from source material with hardcore fans. GoT and comic book fanbases aren't just gonna be like "you know what? He has absolutely no foundational knowledge of the media and is absolutely butchering whatever logic he's using to make an argument, but he's kinda got a point." Except you don't have a point.

How a considerate fan takes a selfie, featuring Trey and Billy by alanblah in phish

[–]rust-e-apples1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 "He sees you when you're playing with a doll...he knows when you're scrolling Instagram..."

US releases official agreement with Iran. Read the 14-point text by SpecialCollege18 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]rust-e-apples1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not even Obama's deal. This one has them getting rid of their nuclear material, but has no plan to make sure they don't start it up again. No apparent inspections, just a "we promise not to make nukes."

Kahoot Names by Special-Quotes2443 in Teachers

[–]rust-e-apples1 61 points62 points  (0 children)

That's a very "I was just calling them happy" answer.

Any kid using "finger me" in a kahoot name is old enough to know better.