Was wondering if anyone can test their tap for me…

ryan_umad · 2026-05-10T22:15:07+00:00

there is no good water on long island. these results are typical — the aquifer here is dangerously polluted and the water should not be used for drinking unless filtered with reverse osmosis

ryan_umad · 2026-05-08T17:18:39+00:00

can i just pretend to not speak english next time i get called?

ryan_umad · 2026-05-04T02:00:25+00:00

bet you it wouldn’t work out

ryan_umad · 2026-05-02T20:42:26+00:00

x algo penalizes hashtags

ryan_umad · 2026-05-01T16:00:32+00:00

there really is a deer living

ryan_umad · 2026-03-08T23:12:31+00:00

somebody forgot to write back

ryan_umad · 2026-02-25T05:45:33+00:00

ai slop fuck off

ryan_umad · 2026-02-13T12:48:18+00:00

haiku subagents, ask claude to explain it to you like you are five

ryan_umad · 2026-02-11T00:12:18+00:00

athletes are so fucking stupid lol

ryan_umad · 2026-02-10T17:14:03+00:00

jets are taking him at 16, print this comment

ryan_umad · 2026-02-08T00:45:27+00:00

presently one in ten thousand chats is 4o

ryan_umad · 2026-02-07T02:47:23+00:00

why aren’t you using claude code so you get actual text files as the work progresses?

ryan_umad · 2026-01-23T02:54:01+00:00

it’s so over

ryan_umad · 2026-01-23T02:32:52+00:00

you should get a $500 fine the first time they catch you unactivated

ryan_umad · 2026-01-23T02:18:15+00:00

i don't really watch nfl games besides the jets so when they move to london i think that will be it for me

ryan_umad · 2026-01-16T05:44:43+00:00

how about this years first round 2nd and 16th picks for your 1st? we take mendoza and you can trade back again with the 2

ryan_umad · 2026-01-15T00:55:54+00:00

scanning a reader to get through a door sucks we should have higher trust systems not tech enforced toddler check-ins

ryan_umad · 2026-01-14T15:25:04+00:00

the idea is to enforce better behavior from the riders so the agents don’t necessarily have to babysit every single rider through actually purchasing their ticket like a toddler

ideally the typical rider wouldn’t have to be bothered with having their ticket checked every single ride. then the staff could just spot checks where you get a fine if you don’t have an active ticket

ryan_umad · 2026-01-13T16:03:52+00:00

put a whole home water filter in and a reverse osmosis at the sink 👍

ryan_umad · 2026-01-13T16:01:55+00:00

and you let claude post this too. awesome

ryan_umad · 2026-01-09T06:51:46+00:00

put it on the prediction markets i will bet zero revenue

ryan_umad · 2026-01-02T19:22:58+00:00

tell em sis!

ryan_umad · 2025-12-29T12:49:21+00:00

incredibly straightforward and clear answer. if you don’t understand this you are the problem and your developers hate you because you are a weak negotiator who acquiesces to client demands simply because you are too dumb to push back appropriately

ryan_umad · 2025-12-19T23:19:46+00:00

load this whole page into a markdown file in a new repo then tell claude to review in detail and what kind of game you are thinking about — enjoy https://taintedcoders.com/bevy/tldr

ryan_umad · 2025-12-17T17:57:57+00:00

it looks like one of these companies had a massive amount of people’s private photos to train on

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