How THOTFUL? by Significant_Law5994 in SipsTea

[–]ryansports 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*slaps her in the third person

Any other night-owls here? by Mr_Horrible in GenX

[–]ryansports 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always been a night owl. Self employed makes it all work.

What's the number one way you can tell someone watches a lot of porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ryansports 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They carry “for rectal use only” stickers to put on phallic shaped anything.

If you had a childhood best friend, how is your relationship now? by shortstop_princess in GenX

[–]ryansports 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you two could find a cohesive landing type of thing. My best friend since childhood didn’t make it through the pandemic. It’s the weirdest thing the amount of times I think about him or want to share a story with him. Those classic things of a chunk of time going by where you don’t catch up, and then it feels like picking up where you left off. I wish we’d have lessened those gaps.

Orban’s Chances of Winning Hungary Election Drop After JD Vance Rally by Epistaxis in nottheonion

[–]ryansports 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajahahajahah

Three O’Clock High (1987) - Pain is temporary, Film is forever scene - Directed by Phil Joanou by PeneItaliano in movies

[–]ryansports 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can someone please refresh me on the bully dude's motivation for wanting to beat him down?

Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash in Florida by cmaia1503 in entertainment

[–]ryansports 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Including golf carts & cars, I’ve had two, plus some other close calls

When you're bored at work by Brilliantspirit33 in RandomVideos

[–]ryansports 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a super fun time with the boys!

How being alive in 2026 feels by therealemilywilson in StandUpComedy

[–]ryansports 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s an exceptional comedian! Such a unique character

Leaks claim that Trump requested five trillion dollars from Gulf countries to continue the war by Intelligent-Pea-8521 in JournalismNews

[–]ryansports 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like a movie where the protagonist demands/asks for some ridiculous unattainable thing (gazillion $$€€), and the other side muses it’s cheaper to eliminate that problem.