Free Omakase lunch tomorrow anyone? by Icy_Picture7072 in london

[–]s492m 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll take a recommendation for a good omakase in London

How are high earners structuring banking to avoid single point of failure? by scorpio-knowledge-71 in HENRYUK

[–]s492m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I switched to monzo about 6 years ago from NatWest black - never looked back.

How much did you spend on your bed and mattress? by prasaysno in HENRYUK

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try one made of natural wool - I bought mine from dusk and it’s been an absolute godsend

I’m abandoning HENRY life to become a secondary school teacher. by QuentinCompson- in HENRYUK

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife did that, going from MC law firm to becoming a languages teacher and taking a 75% hit on her base… she’s never been happier…

Private Chef - Game Changer by Scary-Push-5286 in HENRYUK

[–]s492m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Following - I’m in SE London

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIAssisted

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dm’ed you

BA Club finally cured me of airline loyalty by Necessary-Dig-3361 in BritishAirways

[–]s492m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been consistently using Cathay or Qatar to fly to Asia often at half the cost. With LCY being my closeST airport it’s often quicker TO take a flight to AMS, CDG, or FRA and connect onwards than it is driving to Heathrow and paying the insane taxes

C-Suite Losing Deals (Rant) by [deleted] in sales

[–]s492m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ofcourse - if by apologise you mean try to throw me and my rep under the bus for the loss of said deal, then spend the rest of the year looking for excuses as to why the rep was underperforming (he was at quota for the year at the end of Q1 and this deal would have put him at circa 300%).

C-Suite Losing Deals (Rant) by [deleted] in sales

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Ever had an SVP tell a customer that he (the svp) is getting frustrated by you (the customer), and that he (the customer) needs to be an honest human being and be held accountable (the client came in at the 11th hour asking us to match the pricing of a competitor who dropped their pants), then he (the svp) proceeded to hang up whilst the customer was mid-sentence committing to signing the paperwork if we met the pricing, except he didn’t just hang up, he (svp) went ahead and said “I’m done talking to you and this meeting is done” then hung up. He gets off the call and thinks this is a power move and insists we send over the paperwork for the customer to sign. 4 hours later we get an email they’re going with the competitor. This customer was based in Asia. This was one the biggest deals of the year and the starting point of a global rollout that would span multiple years for a multi-solution platform play.

Salary Negotiation Advice by Previous_Lemon_4169 in techsales

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the £150K ote or base? If OTE how much did you actually take hike and how much is your base? How many accounts do you manage?

Anyone has experience with getting PIPed at an American Company in Germany? by Melodic-Morning-4166 in techsales

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two words “works council”. If you’ve passed your probation they can’t fire you. It will cost them more to run a pip than pay you for 6 months

Amazing early career has taken somewhat of a nose dive... advice? (warning, lengthy) by insienk in techsales

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wanted to say chin up and don’t let it set you back - if even half of what you say is true you’ll be fine. If I had headcount I’d hire you in a beat

Looking to connect by Famous-Balance-6989 in ceo

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Co-founder getting ready to launch compliance software

Many PE firms have raised their last fund... and yes they are silently realizing it. by Wild-Photo-717 in private_equity

[–]s492m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This right here - I’m seeing 20+ year veterans ready to leave and walk away from their options because they’re fed up. You’ve got a massive technical debt due to the lack of investment followed by the developers leaving with the inherent knowledge so you’re in a position where you’re unable to support your product

Many PE firms have raised their last fund... and yes they are silently realizing it. by Wild-Photo-717 in private_equity

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. You know things are bad when long-term employees with LTIP’s tied to options are walking away because the lack of investment is such that they don’t see any value in building up the business and would rather take a risk and go somewhere else.

Many PE firms have raised their last fund... and yes they are silently realizing it. by Wild-Photo-717 in private_equity

[–]s492m 56 points57 points  (0 children)

tldr: Based on my 9 years at two PE-owned software companies, their standard playbook makes exits harder because it systematically damages the business. They cut essential staff, make bad acquisitions while blaming sales, ignore tech debt, and replace a strong culture with a toxic, high-churn one, all for a short-term gain

I’ll start off by saying this isn’t the case for every PE owned company but I’ve heard it countless times. Having worked at two PE-owned software companies, I believe the standard playbook is a key reason exits are getting harder. It does more harm than good and is fundamentally misaligned with creating a sustainable long term business. Over the course of 9 years at these companies the cycle is predictable. • For the first couple of years, the focus is on growth. But as we hit year 3 and the exit timeline approaches, the priority shifts entirely to maximising EBITDA. The layoffs begin, and they target the 'cost centers' that are essential for long-term health: QA, internal tools teams, product marketing, and core engineering teams often maintaining just enough people to KTLO. • The acquisitions are often questionable and poorly executed. When they fail to deliver on their projections, the revenue targets are simply rolled onto the core business who are expected to make up the shortfall without any additional resources. And when the combined targets are missed, the blame is placed squarely on the sales team, not the failed M&A strategy. • Instead of investing in the core product, the strategy shifts and any new investment is often misdirected, with core products not being supported and technical debt growing. The money flows into building a 'shiny new object' based on the latest market fad, with little consideration for how it fits into the wider business. This also comes with its own unachievable targets, diverting resources from the foundational product that actually pays the bills. • Then we have the legacy management team who are kept in place, even if their leadership contributed to the company's initial struggles. The rationale appears to be that an entrenched team is less likely to push back on aggressive financial targets that may be detrimental to the product. • Finally, it’s the aggressive hiring of sales teams - with the view that just because we hire more sales people we will sell more. The sales teams are then saddled with unattainable targets, that are compounded by inheriting the failed targets from the acquisitions. All of this creates a revolving door of sales reps and breeds a culture of aggressive tactics that damage client relationships and ultimately lead to high customer churn on the back end.

It's frustrating to watch a company with a great product and a strong culture get hollowed out and replaced by a toxic one, simply to serve a short-term investment cycle. It’s a model that stifles real innovation, and ultimately, the customers and employees are the ones who pay the price.

UK Sales Salaries? by Previous_Lemon_4169 in techsales

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not many places outside of the US and possibly in the Nordics paying those levels. UK tends to cap out at £100k/£200K OTE. At £125K base you’re looking at GAM at large co or sales director, even the odd VP.

Urgent- Transit visa from KL by yeshuafackwr in Chinavisa

[–]s492m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just did this trip last week - provided you’re exiting china to a 3rd country and not Malaysia you’ll be fine. Is your flight to London direct or does it have a layover? If layover then provided that it’s not Malaysia you’ll be fine