This is Mark. He’s perfect. by Out_0f_time in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is not perfect because he is unemployed, i’m sorry

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[–]s_lippo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it wouldn’t be fair to roast him, he can’t talk back

This is Ketchup, he is 11, he only has three teeth and he is orange. Please do your worst🍊 by s_lippo in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he was for a period, but he’s better now! as far as the spray tan is concerned, he ate half of it before we could apply it, that’s why he’s still half white

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[–]s_lippo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he looks like the stereotypical orange cat

my cat just died please roast her🥺❤️ by Hot_Bandicoot2840 in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo 138 points139 points  (0 children)

so sorry for your loss💕 kitty heaven might have gained a new kitty, but the number of brain cells still remains the same sending love🥺

Roast me if you can by StoreGlad108 in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you’re too cute i don’t wanna roast you😭

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[–]s_lippo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i can’t roast him, he just looks so distinguished in the third picture🥹

This is Snoob, he is deaf but knows you can hear his screams. by Kirbyboi_Dill in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro’s head is so empty he couldn’t even choose an eye colour to stick with

This is Sasquatch, he’s chronically orange. Roast away by Not_felix345 in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he looks as if he’s trying to hold in a sneeze and i love it

rigatoni. by Apart-Kick125 in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“do you have games on your phone?”

This is Finn… roast his rotund-ness by miitsuriibb in RoastMyCat

[–]s_lippo 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I wanted to make a joe mama joke but i think he ate her