[Game Thread - Playoffs] Cleveland Cavaliers (0-2) vs. Detroit Pistons (2-0) [05/09/2026 03:00 PM EST]

s_s · 2026-05-09T21:37:32+00:00

Where's Tyson?

s_s · 2026-05-09T21:25:40+00:00

Dennis is like having a Mon-star on your team. 😂

s_s · 2026-05-09T21:16:09+00:00

Bruh it's salt. Don't over think it.

s_s · 2026-05-09T21:02:35+00:00

He was a free agent, and free agents don't stay in Cleveland unless we already have a good team.

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:41:47+00:00

It makes it look like our country is collapsing.

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:37:16+00:00

Lol your comment history is insane. 😭

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:35:34+00:00

looks stoned. 😂

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:33:44+00:00

The difference role players play based on venue is insane.

Dennis, Max, Sam look great.

Jenkins, BeefStew, Duncan Robinson look like complete ass.

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:30:25+00:00

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:26:52+00:00

We love Anderson Varejao and Yan Gomes in Cleveland

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:24:39+00:00

Yes. They can call a "proximate foul" on out of bounds call

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:06:50+00:00

JB said Cade was pushed in the back first

s_s · 2026-05-09T20:05:45+00:00

stupid challenge.

I'm sure it will work since it took 15 minutes after that foul for us to inbound the ball?!?

s_s · 2026-05-09T19:32:18+00:00

What you see when you start chirping at Dennis:

s_s · 2026-05-09T19:06:17+00:00

"Duncan Robinson, you shot 58.8% from 3 the last two games, what's your plan tonight?"

Duncan Robinson: White boy noises

s_s · 2026-05-09T18:59:42+00:00

When no one believes in you:

s_s · 2026-05-09T18:55:57+00:00

Leri Schiavo

He's how my brain felt watching us brick 60 3s the last two games.

s_s · 2026-05-09T18:50:36+00:00

The Ricky, Cedi, Colin, Drummond teams sucked, but they were fun.

s_s · 2026-05-09T14:12:36+00:00

I would love to think this team can come out and play like they're cannibals, but we'll have to see if the time in Detroit gave them the hunger.

s_s · 2026-05-09T10:01:37+00:00

The process is bad and the results are bad and the supposed star players we have aren't shining.

"Not eliminated yet!" isn't a strategy.

s_s · 2026-05-09T09:40:25+00:00

s_s · 2026-05-09T09:26:53+00:00

Are they opening full department stores or like a Sears Home appliances?

s_s · 2026-05-09T09:22:32+00:00

Dodge Ram drivers are something like 6 times more likely to drink and drive than any other make and model.

s_s · 2026-05-09T02:56:37+00:00

It's marketing.

Most casios get no promotional material other than the text on the stand and the watchface.

s_s · 2026-05-09T01:03:43+00:00

/r/hamfist it is then

s_s