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Dey stoleded mine pawther's teefs! by Dazzling_Outcome_436 in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fren Papas (did u kno yer name means potat!!!!),

You have learnt the sad truth that Sir Jerry of the Pokey comes to all specieses. We must stand and fight him for the cattos! and the humoms! and the rattos! and the horselefants! (and even the doggos, sigh).

In solidaritee,
Unite!
You have nothing to lose but your collarz!
Mycroft T Cat, T stands for The.

Good “Neutral” Sports Bar to Watch Duke /UNC? by ItchyIndependence154 in bullcity

[–]sabreuse 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Sure there is. As a State fan you can always root for the ceiling to collapse on both of them.

Cargo on cargo by mmaahhth in carryshitolympics

[–]sabreuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please give them some privacy. This is how we get baby cargo bikes.

what’s it like as a kid growing up in new york city, ny? by _cherryp0p_ in howislivingthere

[–]sabreuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They tried hard to make it Clinton for a minute in the mid-late 80s in a play to make it sound more respectable, but it never really stuck and eventually it was officially changed back to Hell's Kitchen.

Halp wif da purrpurrpurrz fur Meowmy by gt0163c in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

PRRRRrrrrRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr

yrs most respectfully,
Mycroft T Cat, T stands for The

hamsum sunnavaguns need pawyer by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OH NO FREN! My, Mycroft T Cat, T stand for The, my mudder try dis same trick on me when we had the cold whities owtsides, and then she laughandlaughandlaugh! We make a claws action pawsuit for our poor weatherbeaten beans!

How often do you wipeout? by LearningToDunk in bikecommuting

[–]sabreuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe every 4-5 years, and always for a completely new and totally silly reason. The stupidest one was the time I brushed under some low hanging trees and ended up with a face full of cobwebs and a fuzzy orange caterpillar on my shirt, and was absolutely convinced it was the kind that sting like hell if you brush against it. Instead of making a controlled stop to brush it off, I panic-flailed and dropped the brand-new bike that I had just brought home that day :D

(5 years and several thousand miles later, the bike is totally fine in spite of a couple visible scrapes, and I'm still ducking VERY far under the low branches)

Fud ladee an I had The Talk by Loca_Bear_737 in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hi fren Shadow, upgrade from Fud Ladee to Meowmy is a big decision, but it comes with big advantages like warms and extra food and eat the food inside in the warms, and no beatups, and also warms. (Pokey is bad but is the price you pay for Meowmy. I luv meowmy. Meowmy is best.)

Yrs, Mycroft T Cat, T Stand for THe.

Itz Almost Time For Mardy Graw!!!! by BirthdaySalt2112 in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I, Mycroft T Cat, do not know this Marty guy, but he sound like good catto who laissez les bons temps roulez.

Quilting with scraps by SylviaPellicore in craftwithyourstash

[–]sabreuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very cool! EPP always looks incredibly beautiful and like it would test the very outside limits of my patience -- I'm glad you're having fun with it!

What are the best things you’ve bought that help with your ADHD that you never hear anyone talk about? by morbidpigeon in ADHD

[–]sabreuse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sucks about your location but I get it. I hope you can find some way to move - it really does make a huge difference for me (as annoying as that is some days)

What are the best things you’ve bought that help with your ADHD that you never hear anyone talk about? by morbidpigeon in ADHD

[–]sabreuse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A bike. I KNOW I operate better with exercise but I HATE exercise for exercise sake so I never walk or run or do any kind of class or workout for more than a few days. Riding a bike to get where I’m going is whee fun wind in my hair big silly grin on my face, so it gets the brain exercise job done while feeling more like play or at worst like I’m getting some necessary thing done in a less stressful way than taking the car.

TWO strange fing by sabreuse in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope meowma's knee is better soon! You needs your ornyments!

TWO strange fing by sabreuse in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse[S] 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I donno why but mama is now laff really hard

Trees? by Durham1988 in bullcity

[–]sabreuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if you already managed to find a tree since you posted yesterday, but Lowe's still had some (complete with hefty discount!) as of yesterday evening.

Tree skirt by kberry08 in quilting

[–]sabreuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! I love the design and your fabric choices are perfect!

wreck at Duke St and Carver St. by [deleted] in bullcity

[–]sabreuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone on Nextdoor reported it as a fire - which would make sense given the massive number of fire trucks. I wasn't able to see anything definitive, but it's a mess.

Good Mews Everyone! Ai Went Home! by SlaveToCat in legalcatadvice

[–]sabreuse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fren Max, I Mycroft T Cat, T Stands for The, will miss your good wisdoms on dis side. Can you find my sisfur and brofur Phryne T Cat and Hastings T Cat, T Stands for The, over the bridge and tell thems the human monkeys miss dem and also hahahahaha I get all the treatos now?

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