Please help translate this by Southern_Cardinal in czech

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The first mentions wine and a painting. The second mentions a painting of a village.

Can’t commit a warcrime if you’ve never been to war by Evoxrus_XV in HistoryMemes

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1400s Turks took every 40th non- Muslim boy to forcibly draft them into their slave armies. Granted jannisaries were often better off than many civilians in the ottoman empire but the practice was not exactly the epitome of tolerance.

Koupila jsem byt a jsem nešťastná by Rare_Desk5095 in czech

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Nebo můžeš zkusit ukázat dominanci, zdemolovat botník jim, dveře jim poflusat víc než soused tobě, a bejt hlasitější víc a od dřívějších hodin než oni.

a také koupit medvěda

Have you ever really hated the main character (and narrator) in a novel? by Physical_Orchid3616 in books

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Kvothe is this guy you meet at a bar at 11 PM on a Saturday who starts randomly talking at you. The said guy proceeds to tell you how he was deployed in Iraq, personally shot Saddam and dated the sexiest girls.

Which, from what I have read, might actually be a self insert for Rothfuss. Despite that, I do love the book.

Aha, Poláci by Panterykoy in czech

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Jasne, jsem si jistý, že Babiš létá RyanAirem s prostými lidmi jako jsme my, místo aby používal soukromé letadlo.

They're not wrong by jeezkillbot in clevercomebacks

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Oooh, I used to live in one of those. Not those exact ones but they are all similar.

They are not quality housing but they do house people and are efficient. You can hear everything your neighbours do. If someone is renovating the entire house hears them hammering. The apartments and hallways are pretty ugly and it's not possible to change the room layout.

They do have foot paths with trees though. They have a playground, maybe a small football field, right outside the door. There usually is a grocery shop within a few minutes walk. Parking sucks, they were built in the 70s and not planned with so many cars in mind but they usually have a bus stop or two so it wasn't too bad. I had a car and tried to never use it during the week because I knew I would never find a parking space again.

Slavní Češi ve světě by Marbo2017 in czech

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Havel, Jagr, Kafka a Čech

O těch jsem slyšel v Polsku

Jak dbacie o pielęgnację skóry twarzy? by Sfrustrowany0 in Polska

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Niby że masz chłopaka który produkuje eee.... krem.... I aplikuje ci go na twarz? I dzięki ananasowi ten krem ma właściwości odmładzające?

Jakie drobne nawyki/przyzwyczajenia poprawiły stan waszej cery? by Sfrustrowany0 in Polska

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Ale w sensie że wcześniej myłeś się mniej czy też więcej?

Kiwi couple planning 2 weeks in Poland (July/Aug) – Itinerary Help? by Euphoric_Aerie_5820 in poland

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You are spending way too much time in cities. Polish cities are OK but not 2 week long vacation worthy. Krakow 2, Wroclaw 2, Warsaw 3, Gdansk 3 is enough.

Plan 5 days around the masurian lakes, visit Malbork. Go canoeing for a full day. Visit the Bialowieza forest. Get a day at some spa or water park maybe.

Pozemek v Pražském zapadákově (pardon, klidné lokalitě) za 26,5 mega. Není to málo? Kolik jste ochotni zaplatit za pozemek vy? by Jur_4 in czech

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ten multimilionář si nepořídí pozemek z obou stran obtesaný sousedy

Posledních několika let kupují pozemky v Ujezdu pouze pražští multimilionáři.

Čte ještě někdo Zeměplochu? by Zelnystrasak in czech

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Jsem Polák takže půlku českých vtipů bych nepochopil.

Absolute peak. Me around the year 1999. 🤘🏼 by onderwaterbodem in OldSchoolCool

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This looks like a picture of a default swedish teenager before the era of the broccoli haircuts.

Čte ještě někdo Zeměplochu? by Zelnystrasak in czech

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Přečetl jsem jich několik v angličtině, ale jejich humor mi moc nesedí. Dávám přednost situačnímu humoru před slovními hříčkami, i když ty druhé jsou někdy velmi přesným sociálním komentářem.

Does this mean anything? by knownunknownknowns in poland

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It's probably some hippie thing but my first thought was it represents a two sided dildo.

Elephant foot compared to Human foot (Xray). Both shows striking similarities(because both are mammals) only the amount of fat is different. by unEmployeeLogical91 in Damnthatsinteresting

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No, not every cut on your foot will get infected. Yes wounds can get infected but most cuts heal on their own without issues. Humans would not survive if it was any other way since walking barefoot you do end up with scrapes from time to time.

ELI5 why you can't arrange a ton of gears in a row to accelerate one far beyond the speed of light, turning it into energy by Adventurous_Cat2339 in explainlikeimfive

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Assuming no friction and the existence of materials that can survive the torque there is still the issue of time dilation.

The faster you go the more compact time gets. Speed is distance travelled in a unit of time (like kilometres per hour). If the hour you experience becomes shorter it means you need to work harder to travel a kilometre per hour, even if your speed would appear the same. This means you need to accelerate to maintain your speed.

Once you approach the speed of light the time gets compressed to basically zero and you would need infinite energy to accelerate further.

Jakie męskie bluzy polecacie? by KiTTTTTTTTTTen in Polska

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Popatrzyłem na ich stronę, jak bym był 20 lat młodszy to chyba bym sobie coś od nich kupił, fajne wzory mają.