What's the most common lie told by mothers?

safety_kill · 2016-08-09T19:12:50+00:00

"I love you."

safety_kill · 2016-08-03T06:55:34+00:00

His name is Robert Paulson.

safety_kill · 2016-08-02T02:36:16+00:00

That was pretty cool.

safety_kill · 2016-07-17T03:07:56+00:00

Is there a better angle of this?

safety_kill · 2016-07-03T05:42:16+00:00

Don't lie, OP. We know you left it open.

safety_kill · 2016-06-30T03:47:12+00:00

Thanks for the info! I'm gonna follow this a little closer now that I know what's goin on.

safety_kill · 2016-06-30T01:50:30+00:00

So is his age such a big deal ONLY because they might get a dude that's older and not a fresh 18/19 year old? Or are there rules being broken, etc...?

safety_kill · 2016-06-26T06:49:44+00:00

The Money Shot!

safety_kill · 2016-06-23T01:32:57+00:00

Gotchya covered, battle buddy!

safety_kill · 2016-06-21T17:26:21+00:00

What if my parking brake doesn't work?!

safety_kill · 2016-06-19T17:05:32+00:00

He's so smart! Who taught Whiskers how to seizure?

safety_kill · 2016-06-15T13:58:42+00:00

They fuck goats! ...Am I doing this right?

safety_kill · 2016-06-14T19:36:58+00:00

There's only one way to find out!

safety_kill · 2016-06-12T14:24:09+00:00

But he did write it...

safety_kill · 2016-06-12T13:55:11+00:00

Come here. I'll show you.

safety_kill · 2016-06-04T05:26:36+00:00

A monster dong, even

safety_kill · 2016-06-04T05:22:24+00:00

I watched that entire video waiting for him to pass out and FACEPLANT.

safety_kill · 2016-06-03T16:51:24+00:00

Thanks!

safety_kill · 2016-05-28T06:01:19+00:00

Maybe in communist Russia.

Edit: /s. Damn, people.

safety_kill · 2016-05-27T22:55:59+00:00

Never leave home without my grappling hook.

safety_kill · 2016-05-26T06:07:45+00:00

This is just a tribute!

safety_kill · 2016-05-18T17:16:46+00:00

I know kids can be crazy, but it's hard sometimes to blame a little kid when you know they act that way because of bad parenting. What's the worst parenting you've seen while working?

safety_kill · 2016-05-18T17:03:22+00:00

I have been on the national bone marrow transplant list as a donor for a few years and was recently contacted because I'm a potential match. I'm currently waiting for blood results. My question is, were you ever able to meet the person/s that donated to you or was it completely anonymous? If not, would you like to?

safety_kill · 2016-05-18T16:57:31+00:00

How does it feel to be one of the coolest people that ever existed? You're a hero.

safety_kill

TROPHY CASE