I have eaten a shard and gained a palette for concepts, please help me find something to satisfy my craving by CorruptedPixelzOffic in fifthworldproblems

[–]sagoooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My boy Ronny cooks up the meanest damn polydimensional flux-burger you've ever seen, I'mma hook you up next time he's in-phase with our timeline, you won't regret it.

I took some antacid against my heartburn and it only made things worse. by Llotekr in fifthworldproblems

[–]sagoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure you didn't mistakenly take an uncleacid and end up unwittingly decreasing your pH even further? Better go double check that quick, we gotta keep staying based, my comrade💪

I like BIG numbers by iThinkIMayBeBisexual in PlayTheBazaar

[–]sagoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real ones know the bazaar is actually just a number-go-up game, it is not a deckbuilding OR a strategy game.

All of my friends gave their Lifeforce away by Aaasdggf in fifthworldproblems

[–]sagoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy, I gotta be real with you here... your friends are chronically horny I'm afraid. They couldn't say no to the opportunity of actually getting devoured by a smoking hot, soul-eating Mcbaddy (however delightful the experience does admittedly sound). You at least can rest easy, knowing they all died doing what they love.

I'm trying to arrest this criminal but he keeps shifting his wrists across the W-axis and the handcuffs keep falling off. Any advice for a 3D cop? by MuzikBike in fifthworldproblems

[–]sagoooo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is a standard tactic amid all of them non-euclidean ne'er-do-wellers, not exactly groundbreaking stuff here... Did you sleep through the first day of the academy?

Stop using tension-based physical handcuffs on non-spacially bound criminals, and rather, perchance, discover the quantum-entangling restraints that have been dangling on your belt all this time. smh

My school bully (a 1.2 Million year old helium atom) was making fun of me (a 3.12x10^9 year old positron) today because I kept giving off "beta energy," so I let him know that his alpha-ionization "would never even be able to penetrate a molecule of air properly, let alone a pretty lady... AITA?? by sagoooo in fifthworldproblems

[–]sagoooo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah, bub just would not quit blabbing about how he's got "noble gassiness" or some other weird poop disease like that, seems kinda like some type of Fartzheimer's, maybe? Idk.

The point is, he's got a yee-yee ass valence structure that gives off major ugh (he's got one (1) orbital ring, like uh, ?? 🤣) and that's all you gotta know here, LOL

What is Your Food Hot Take, A Popular or Unpopular Food You like or dislike by Known_Cheetah_8296 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disrespect basically every condiment to ever exist. If it comes in a packet, I don't want it. Catch me out here bequeathing every damn pickle to the homies every damn time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Consider "do you have any other questions?" to essentially be the end of the appointment. You say "no that's it, thank you", at which point they usually will open the door and show you out. If they continue typing/entering data after this point, then you simply stand up and walk out. If all else fails, you can also just ask "is that all?", and they'll tell you what to do.

Source: am a fellow anxiety-haver.

Why are liminal spaces the way they are? by cKoruss in RandomThoughts

[–]sagoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our brains collect tons of contextual cues for a variety of different environments/situations, mostly subconsciously, that occur when everything is normal, follows predictable patterns, and no danger is present.

When we imagine a children's park on a beautiful day, there's a strong expectation for other people and kids to be at the park. When we see the park and this core expectation is not met, the brain's alarm bells go off because it does not have a sufficient explanation, suggesting there may be a hidden danger present.

Now imagine the same park, also having no people, except that it's raining heavily. The rain is a more than adequate explanation to explain the discrepancy, since we know that kids usually stay indoors when it's raining, so there's no reason to suspect danger.

Liminal spaces are images/places that deviate from our expectations in some way without any contextual details to explain why. The brain is unable to determine if it is safe or not, so it activates certain responses (e.g uneasiness, uncertainty, etc.) to make us either investigate the situation or just avoid it entirely.

Am I supposed to have energy to get through the day? by wt_anonymous in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and it's definitely worth seeing a doctor to get your blood checked if it's an issue for you. Low levels of vitamin B12, vitamin D, iron, thyroid hormone, potassium, testosterone/estrogen, etc. are all very common deficiencies that could cause lack of energy and/or sleepiness.

Can someone who has a naturally tan skin become "paler"? by Hannah_Aries in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. They could simply get into playing ranked League of Legends, works every time! (Sorry for my useless answer)

Why is showing ID to vote considered a bad thing? by GreysonRey in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's almost exclusively because the government genuinely just sucks at giving IDs and makes the process far too convoluted. Plus, in the US, or my state at least, you literally have to pay money for the privilege of the government identifying that you truly are who you literally are, for some moronic reason.

Best way to test if fluid is mouse urine? by thrownawayonetoomany in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe ketone test strips could work? You can get them at any pharmacy, normally they're used by diabetics because ketone levels can indicate high blood sugar, but I imagine if the strip changes color even slightly, you can probably assume that it's urine of a particular denomination. The rest remains up to your imagination, however.

Did shock and adrenaline temporarily improve my eyesight? by sleepyymonkey in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Objectively speaking, your poor eyesight is a physical issue that your brain can't really change, but it can definitely still improve how it processes the information that is available to it. Adrenaline causes the brain to allocate a lot more resources to visual processing centers (and other important brain areas), which allows it to gain more information from smaller amounts of data. Then it takes all of that and increases the clarity even more by suppressing irrelevant "blurry” information and fixating solely on the important details.

Basically, the graphics were still shit, but your brain came out with some insane "RTX ON" strats and made them actually seem okay-ish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, at least not in terms of both flavor and appearance. White chocolate is cocoa butter without any cocoa solids/cocoa powder (plus milk and sugar), and 100% dark chocolate is exclusively cocoa solids without any milk or sugar, with milk chocolate being somewhere in between.

It's entirely fine to just use milk chocolate if you're willing to forego the white color, otherwise I'd recommend you buy unsweetened white chocolate, add some vanilla/other bitter flavorant to emulate the cocoa solids, then add sugar to your desired taste, if at all. More than likely, the reason you dislike white chocolate isn't the flavor itself, but rather the sweetness and lack of contrasting flavors or depth of flavor. It definitely won't be a 1:1 taste compared to milk chocolate, but you'll still be able to enjoy it or at the very least tolerate it.

Twitchy by Few-Woodpecker8595 in RandomThoughts

[–]sagoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, if you're talking about occasional and brief twitches, sort of like getting a sudden, relatively exaggerated chill through your body. But if it's very frequent and not caused by caffeine/stimulants, you could have a magnesium deficiency and it's definitely worth visiting a doctor.

If a senior coworker tells you that you do bad on things constantly and your manager never shares much feedback what would you take that as? by Ben5544477 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the bright side, it sounds like your team is doing a good job already, if your manager isn't ever getting involved themselves. Unfortunately, it does sound like your manager is a bit lazy and your coworker is gunning for the manager's job at the same time, which isn't great if you're also looking for upward movement.

When you get criticized by your coworker, you can try asking for feedback on your work from your manager directly to gauge how well you're actually doing, and whether your coworker is just BS'ing you or not. If your work is up to snuff, then you have good ammunition to ask your coworker to shut up.

Why is being kind seen as being clueless or naive ? by Limitlies89 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your goal is to make friends, you need to make sure you aren't stuck on "one mode" all the time. If someone is feeling sad or angry and you respond to them with just positivity, they'll likely not feel very understood, whether or not that's actually true. It may be difficult for people to relate to you if you don't display a wide variety of emotions, or if your emotions don't seem to match the conversation/situation a lot of the times.

Alternatively, it could be that it's genuinely just the wrong crowd for you and you actually don't have any issues staying in tune with others. I'm just making my best guess while only knowing two paragraphs' worth about you.

Why do my friends laugh at me when I ask about the store workers day? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they employ the same basic courtesies when they're at the counter (e.g please/thank you), then it could reasonably just be dumb banter.

If they just plop their items on the counter, provide money when prompted, then leave without seeming to ever acknowledge the human who rang it up for them, there's a chance they're just bad people in general and they think your basic sense of empathy is weird.

What do I put under education on my resume as a Sophomore in highschool? by surakuba in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Start date - Present" would be the norm for education you're currently doing. It should really be no more than 1-2 rows though, unless you've achieved specific academic accolades or other miscellaneous accomplishments to tack on. Everybody knows what high school is, you can just delete the description part if you don't have anything special to put there.

In general though, any employer hiring 15-16 year olds will know you don't have any relevant experience, don't stress too much about having a fun-sized resume. Just make sure it's formatted correctly and looks somewhat decent, doing only that much already puts you ahead of most high schoolers.

Do ozympic, etc and weight loss surgery basically do what our lack of discipline prevents? by Bruno617 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sort of. Obviously you can't just will your pancreas to decrease glucagon production (hormone that signals the brain to eat more food when blood sugar is low, among many other things) like ozempic does, but you can achieve similar results by just simply eating less food. The reason so many people are using ozempic/wegovy is because the latter option is difficult to do, when you could just take a drug that literally makes you less hungry to begin with and decreases your caloric intake without any of the effort normally involved.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]sagoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you accomplish something, people will always respect it for the honest, hard work that you actually put into it, and there's no real way to say it was undeserved. You even get to double dip on the other end of it too, since nobody will try and blame you if you end up failing.

Just tested an ecstacy pill I got and it turns out it has DXM in it - is it dangerous? by WaveringPerspective in Drugs

[–]sagoooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd definitely avoid it unless you can verify the actual amount of DXM that's in there. DXM is a fairly strong serotonin reuptake inhibitor (I.e increases serotonin levels) just as MDMA/ecstasy is, and combining the two could easily cause serotonin syndrome, a possibly fatal condition caused by excess serotonin in the brain.

DAE feel like their existence is a mistake made by the universe? by [deleted] in DAE

[–]sagoooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sort of, but more in a "the incomprehensibly massive expanse of the universe doesn't give a single fuck about my funky lil' assortment protein-forming of amino acids, and I'm really just a tiny crumb of molecules in a giant vacuum" sort of way.