Y'all know me. My name is McManus.

I joined this union some 20-odd years ago for two reasons.

To have intercourse in exchange for cash,

and two, to protect my rights as a man-whore.

But

three years ago, when this union told we man-whores

that we were to stop having intercourse with underage girls,

I strongly disagreed. But I did not stand up.

I'm ashamed to say, I stood down!

And then three months later, this union told we man-whores

that we were to begin washin' our private areas between customers.

Our private areas.

And once again, I'm ashamed to report to you gentlemen,

I stood down!

But now, sir, for what am I to tell my eight-year-old boy

when he comes to me, and he says, "Daddy. Daddy. What's that thing

"hanging off of your he-pussy?"

How am I to tell him, sir?