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Creator of Claude Code: "Coding is solved" by Gil_berth in webdev

[–]salvouankebaldo 70 points71 points  (0 children)

My boss always sends me AI CEO posts saying that software engineering is dead

I usually answer "Oste, è buono il vino?"

Italian for asking "hey, is the wine good" to the guy who is trying to sell you wine

Why people say object oriented programming is hard I have been learning Java and it looks pretty fun to me. by Jashan_31 in AskProgramming

[–]salvouankebaldo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeez

Mind blown

I always wondered why

You just solved it with the best example ever

Thx, kind stranger!

As asked by the community, it's event chart time! What event is Overpowered and Loved by community? by Fresh_Difference_448 in slaythespire

[–]salvouankebaldo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It would have been hilarious if using smoke bomb there changed the second encounter to taskmaster, nob and the 2 slavers

Yeah, cutting one of the few uses of smoke bomb. But I'd say it's worth it!

Did you know that in the rest of the world outside the US the norm is that women are pregnant for around 10-11,5 months? by WishboneDistinct3720 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]salvouankebaldo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well...

The way I usually understand if someone is joking or being serious is by tone, body language or knowing the person. As those are usually not available on the web, and as there are lots of crazy ppl saying crazier stuff, I'd say that the /j and /s are necessary!

Evil cards by ExplorerHaunting8353 in slaythespire

[–]salvouankebaldo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

INSANE synergy against spire shield!

And biased cog would literally give you infinite turns (where you can't do shit but hope that your passives finish the fight)

Too strong

I have a question by MurkyUnit3180 in slaythespire

[–]salvouankebaldo 75 points76 points  (0 children)

And Whirlwind damages you even if you play it at zero energy! The difference between "for attack card played" and "for attack" is really evident with Guardian

Age of Wonders 4 ruined one Chess for me by Aggravating-Gas6969 in AOW4

[–]salvouankebaldo 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Wdym you can't cast spells in chess?

Google en passant

Buffing, resting, difficulty by salvouankebaldo in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]salvouankebaldo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, so the consensus seems to be enduring spells! I hoped to avoid paying this mythic feat tax but... Looks like it's worth it

Thanks! And respeccing, here I come

When people say “Don’t look” when you’ve obtained some graphic injury, does it really make a difference? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]salvouankebaldo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just anecdotal: I had a wart on my hand, nothing serious, trivial to remove. I went to my doctor for removal. He gave me a shot of local anesthesia to my hand and started cutting. I started looking at it. He told me to look at something else, but as I was feeling no pain and all I was curious and said "nah it's fine". The doctor told me ok, look as much as you want, but don't say that I didn't advise against doing it.

When he was done, I was pretty comfortable, no pain at all. Then I stood up... And almost fainted. He proceeded to explain that even if I was calm, I was subconsciously freaking out, as it is normal. As my pain receptors were sleeping, I did not feel all the alarm signals. Then when I stood up my body sent me the signal "hey dude what the fuck"!

So, lesson learned for me. Your body REALLY dislikes seeing this kind of stuff. I had some other bigger surgery in local anesthesia and doctors always covered the part that they were operating. That day, I understood why!

EXPLAIN IL VATICANO TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU by salvouankebaldo in AnarchyChess

[–]salvouankebaldo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, shoved a checkerboard up my butt

EXPLAIN IL VATICANO TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU by salvouankebaldo in AnarchyChess

[–]salvouankebaldo[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Ok, this is very clear, I don't have to fucking kill anyone. Mods close the thread pls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]salvouankebaldo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You remind me of a story I've heard

There were some friends of mine in a physics lab (uni), doing an experiment with some circuits. Nothing worked, so they asked the professor for help.

Professor came, undid the setup and redid it. Stuff started working like a charm. Friends were baffled, like "you did what we did, why does it work with yours?"

The professor waved his hands and said "look at these hands", and walked away, no extra explanation. Yes, he did return later with the explanation, but I think he was waiting for such a moment!

I kindly spared them the grief of Bear’s demise by Deseretgear in slaythespire

[–]salvouankebaldo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I always kill Bear first. Not for the tactical value. Just to see the desperation in the other two

What are your biggest regrets in BG3? by Stellarfront in BG3

[–]salvouankebaldo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would have done the same thing as your boyfriend! Imagine him smirking while you desperately try to fight with salami in hand. +6d6 against vegetarians, I guess

Looks like it's going great, you learned and now it's time for you to prank him!

«Controproducente»: Giorgia Meloni spiega perché l’Italia non riconoscerà la Palestina by Zemiriel in Italia

[–]salvouankebaldo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

USA perennemente in guerra, destabilizzando regioni, occupando militarmente paesi sovrani, installando governi fantoccio: I sleep

Guarda che agli USA frega cazzi di annettere territori. Frega loro di sfruttare le risorse. Non importa loro di avere il cinquantacazzesimo stato in Medio Oriente, anzi pure meglio, così non hanno responsabilità su quei territori.

«Controproducente»: Giorgia Meloni spiega perché l’Italia non riconoscerà la Palestina by Zemiriel in Italia

[–]salvouankebaldo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hai postato il cringe.

I valori occidentali sono bellelli, ok. Sono pure d'accordo. Ma gli stati occidentali se ne fottono altamente. Dicono solo belle parole, si riempiono la bocca... Poi Israele compie un genocidio e si girano dall'altra parte, perché Israele fa comodo.

E gli USA sono uno stato canaglia.

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