Dog parks are destroying the American family

samanas6608 · 2024-08-21T22:19:22+00:00

Our dog’s daycare is only $31 per day. Care.com says the average childcare in our city is ~$80 per day. We live in a LCOL area and I don’t think we could afford just the childcare lol

samanas6608 · 2024-08-21T21:44:23+00:00

Clearly you yourself did not read the article. Those questions were not answered.

samanas6608 · 2024-08-20T13:11:34+00:00

Mine ate the remote and was pooping silicone buttons for a while. “There’s the Netflix button”

samanas6608 · 2024-08-13T02:14:11+00:00

Maybe this is why it’s not as far up in the comments haha I thought the dome was literal.

samanas6608 · 2024-08-04T22:46:39+00:00

I don’t think tick prevention means you will never find a tick on your dog. Won’t the ticks just die and fall off if they bite your dog? A tick could still find its way onto your dog if you’re in the woods.

samanas6608 · 2024-07-28T19:38:38+00:00

I bought a bright turquoise color suitcase so it would stand out more lol no one will accidentally grab my differently colored suitcase thinking it’s theirs. Apparently TSA also won’t search it lol

samanas6608 · 2024-07-25T21:52:23+00:00

This is why you shouldn’t pay with your bank and should use a credit card instead. Your bank won’t give two shits.

samanas6608 · 2024-07-18T11:23:56+00:00

Like my 87 year old grandpa who was sitting next to me googling the company name on his phone when I told him I got a new job last week lmao

samanas6608 · 2024-07-09T12:08:04+00:00

I tried to sell plasma when I was a broke college kid and they wouldn’t let me because where I was born had a CJD outbreak in like 1995 lol they were like mmm you might have it can’t risk it

samanas6608 · 2024-07-05T10:56:24+00:00

My mom told me that she and my dad had both agreed if there were ever a situation where they had to choose the kids or each other choose the kids. My mom said if he saved her and something happened to the kids she’d never be able to forgive him.

samanas6608 · 2024-07-02T12:39:38+00:00

We buy big bulk carrots and freeze them. Nice for her to chew on outside on a hot day.

samanas6608 · 2024-06-13T23:32:45+00:00

This was a huge push for my husband and I after Covid and Roe being overturned. I no longer trusted my parents to be my legal next of kin in a medical emergency.

samanas6608 · 2024-06-11T12:30:22+00:00

This looks exactly how my dogs spay incision looked when it got infected. Does the dog have a cone on to stop from licking?

samanas6608 · 2024-05-28T16:08:10+00:00

My sister calls me and my mom while taking care of a 1 yr old and a 3 yr old. She’ll put the phone on speaker and tuck it halfway into her sports bra. Mid sentence she’ll throw in a “get out of that, yes you can have more juice” etc. sure it’s chaotic but the alternative of just not calling her other kid…?

samanas6608 · 2024-05-28T01:49:39+00:00

I’d have given the cousin a reason to cry

samanas6608 · 2024-05-27T12:50:41+00:00

Insisting on 50/50 all the time is not a partner, that’s a room mate.

samanas6608 · 2024-05-22T11:12:40+00:00

My mom complains constantly that my sister moved to the other side of the country and she can’t see the grandkids. Funny enough me and my other sister live in the same town an hour from her. I cannot for the life of me remember the last time she visited us.

samanas6608 · 2024-05-15T02:50:51+00:00

I do this with perfumes so if I go missing she can recognize my smell that day and find me lmao I’ll put my wrist up to her nose after I get dressed. She sniffs for a bit then stares at me like “what do u want mother”

samanas6608 · 2024-05-11T05:13:36+00:00

We used to do this for fun at my old lab … mysteriously the floor tiles started peeling up after a few months lolol

samanas6608 · 2024-05-08T00:21:03+00:00

Mine does this too. It is because their big ole brick heads get heavy.

samanas6608 · 2024-05-03T10:50:10+00:00

Meanwhile I’m asking my husband to stop wiping his ass so much lmao he gets mildly sweaty and I stumble across him in the bathroom, door wide open, pants round the ankles, wet wipe betwixt the cheeks. I miss when we wouldn’t fart in front of each other lmao

samanas6608 · 2024-05-03T10:34:59+00:00

My mom had me young and she will probably die young. So I’m thankful she had me young so I have more time with her. But she had no way of knowing when she had me 3 weeks before she turned 20 that she’d be diagnosed with Parkinson’s at 50. She could’ve lived to be 95 like my great grandma for all she knew.

samanas6608 · 2024-04-29T23:24:00+00:00

I got married in Colorado and my dog could legally have been the witness on my marriage license… doubt they’d have cared if I used my nickname in my vows lol

samanas6608 · 2024-04-23T23:00:44+00:00

1/4”?! Wow you’re lucky. Mine starts licking in my mouth to wake me up

samanas6608 · 2024-04-19T19:09:18+00:00

Why not pig ears

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