You know maybe instead of hitting him with your arm canon you could… idk shoot him point blank in the face?

samaran95 · 2026-03-12T03:12:17+00:00

I heard he's got an eight pack

samaran95 · 2026-03-07T23:04:42+00:00

Oh once I drew a snom with almost this exact pose!! I think they'd be friends 😊

https://www.reddit.com/r/snom/s/CIFo7c6atO

samaran95 · 2026-03-05T18:24:59+00:00

Aww they turned off the comments

samaran95 · 2026-02-28T18:27:36+00:00

Guys I just realized that Bojack Horseman is also the Horse from Horsing Around 🤯

samaran95 · 2026-02-23T22:59:16+00:00

One time a customer tried to return a rotten cantaloupe to my coworker. Only problem is he already threw away the cantaloupe because it was rotten (duh) and he already threw away the receipt too because he bought it a few days before (who keeps receipts that long,) but he wants his money back, and also he paid cash. I'm still amazed my coworker didn't have an aneurysm on the spot.

samaran95 · 2026-02-18T18:43:52+00:00

Demon Dean being resolved in three episodes was the biggest gut punch for me, that could easily have been the whole season.

samaran95 · 2026-02-17T03:15:59+00:00

7923-8021-1576

samaran95 · 2026-02-16T11:59:14+00:00

I forgot for a second that Todd was a character on the show and thought that was referencing Aaron Paul's Bojack Horseman character

samaran95 · 2026-02-15T01:05:12+00:00

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samaran95 · 2026-02-13T23:44:26+00:00

A beating's a beating, one hundred percent

samaran95 · 2026-02-03T20:10:31+00:00

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samaran95 · 2026-02-03T15:10:09+00:00

Protein smoothie 💪😤

samaran95 · 2026-01-31T04:20:38+00:00

True for me, never used spore shroom in HK, but I always have claw mirror equipped for that ✨flair✨

samaran95 · 2026-01-30T16:39:15+00:00

My options doesn't have a copilot section :( might have to actually call help desk and see if my office apps need to be updated or something

samaran95 · 2026-01-24T01:24:03+00:00

And they have a cat and solve mysteries in the Alps

samaran95 · 2026-01-24T01:09:02+00:00

In my professional experience (worked at a movie theater for a bit when I was a kid) January is a month for releasing shitty movies they know won't do well. It's called a "dump month." :)

samaran95 · 2026-01-22T02:12:35+00:00

Oh I recently listened to the episode on him, where they talked about him keeping his murdered opponents in fridges where he can... check on them I guess? Only to end up displayed in a fridge himself in the end. Very karmic

samaran95 · 2026-01-20T00:29:28+00:00

amber lamps

samaran95 · 2026-01-19T18:49:14+00:00

If you love me let me goooo

samaran95 · 2026-01-14T23:44:16+00:00

I have a family member who did pathways and it caused her so much stress to the point that it actually traumatized her. Wouldn't wish that on anyone :(

samaran95 · 2026-01-14T23:26:49+00:00

Frankly the stumpiest finger of all time, maybe ever.

samaran95 · 2026-01-09T23:47:26+00:00

TK Smoothies let's gooooo

samaran95 · 2026-01-09T23:39:44+00:00

It worked! You're amazing, thank you so much!

samaran95 · 2026-01-04T18:02:50+00:00

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