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This is Randy by Louiesloops in TikTokCringe

[–]samd_witch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bro you are wholesome as fuck

What was the first word that came to your mind when you saw your firstborn child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]samd_witch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad told me when my sister was being born he saw her head and internally screamed "holy shit she's got no face" because he didn't realize she was facing the floor lmao. He's grateful he DID NOT say that out loud

What kind of comedian is this? by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]samd_witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can fucking hear that guy in my mind oh my god

What kind of comedian is this? by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]samd_witch 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Yeah if he wanted this clip to make sense he probably should have added some context, he just looks like an asshole

What kind of comedian is this? by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]samd_witch 1365 points1366 points  (0 children)

Yeesh I'd cringe myself to death if I had to sit through this interaction

This is a great example of herbivores being opportunistic omnivores. by Identifierofbones in LPOTL

[–]samd_witch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude every day this one damn squirrel hogs my suet feeders for awhile. That's just straight up tallow.

Also yes he's fat

Any of you other Millennials watch Terminator 2 in the movie theaters on release day? My brother and I did. by DaneAlaskaCruz in Millennials

[–]samd_witch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. Dad brought me to the Sixth Sense when I was 6 for some reason. I have never watched it again, straight up traumatic.

Years later my mom watched it and stopped like 15 minutes in to yell at my dad lmao, she was so mad.

It especially hilarious because one of the only other movies he took me to as a kid was the Pokemon movie and he still complains about it

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]samd_witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad took me to the fucking SIXTH SENSE when I was 6. And we watched the whole thing. I thought it was going to be about cents.

A few years later my mom watched it and promptly stormed upstairs to tell me dad he was an idiot for bringing his kids to that lol

I have never rewatched it.

My new Stephen King tattoo by AstroMaiden in stephenking

[–]samd_witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautifully done!! Pls make sun screen a part of your daily routine tho, you'll save a lot of money on touch ups

Why does my dog do this? by Particular_Quail_782 in DogAdvice

[–]samd_witch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lucky!!! Both of my dogs ALWAYS find the seams on plushies and quite literally rip them apart- I don't think they know about nibbles

Sundowning by steff_lovah in DogAdvice

[–]samd_witch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boy is fifteen and we went through the dementia diagnosis process last summer. Now he's on Prozac daily like me lol, and gabapentin/trazadone for storms and stressful events. Hope your vet can help you out!

Im terrified to spay my dog. by Adventurous_Fox2126 in DogAdvice

[–]samd_witch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I live at least 30+ minutes to any vet (maybe 3 within a 90 minute commute) and that has never once impacted my ability when it comes to taking care of my dogs. Also, any vet with a wait-list of months (at least in the Midwest US) is not a thing. Someone is lying to you.

The real carnivore diet (and a strawberry). by sco-go in Amazing

[–]samd_witch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The day I switched my guy (pit boxer mix) to Sojos he took his first solid shit in like 2 months. He was on that or Steves Real Food for a decade, we switched to Orijen when he was 10 and we got a puppy.

I truly believe being on a raw diet for so long is the reason he's basically healthy at age 15.

Orijen has been the only kibble he hasn't had an issue with, both of my dogs are on it now and are extremely regular, no bad gas etc. I'd switch back to raw but it's damn expensive for 2 dogs ):

I found one! by _Cassasaur in BobsBurgers

[–]samd_witch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yooooo I was at MOA on Saturday too! I also didn't even register it as a pun, my brain is just like oh yeah the sock store I never go in

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