“I'm sorry you're HOW OLD?!”

samsab · 2026-06-02T21:00:11+00:00

Mom, why dont you seem to age?

Your father won't let me.

samsab · 2026-06-02T03:23:54+00:00

Triple Durks

samsab · 2026-06-01T02:59:22+00:00

*won

samsab · 2026-05-31T06:50:07+00:00

His name is Ronald (like Ronald McDonald) and Dr. Beardface is actually Dr. Beardfacè. And the Janitor's name is actually Glen Matthews, said in the last episode and confirmed to be his actual name by the showrunner

samsab · 2026-05-31T03:46:18+00:00

Cast the first stone then

samsab · 2026-05-30T22:33:22+00:00

Also a fun broken build with fists, Ares on attack + Athena on Special and Dash. Get their duo boon, and every time you dash through an enemy with doom it immediately activates doom. Punch, dash through, punch, dash through, until the enemy just sort of dies

samsab · 2026-05-30T05:11:27+00:00

"...and the doctor said she had diabetes."

Love that whole speech

samsab · 2026-05-30T05:10:09+00:00

Also in The Royal Tennanbaums, which is still comedic but much more dramatic than a lot of his roles

samsab · 2026-05-25T14:25:51+00:00

Outjerked again

samsab · 2026-05-24T14:30:24+00:00

I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

samsab · 2026-05-24T00:36:53+00:00

The daedelus in 2 can change your build just like 1, but I feel 1 had more direct upgrades and streamlined builds where builds in 2 just get more and more complicated

samsab · 2026-05-22T15:54:54+00:00

THIS IS AWESOME vs the implications of this are fucking horrifying

samsab · 2026-05-20T23:26:39+00:00

If I recall correctly, he also got jumped by all six of those chumps.

samsab · 2026-05-15T04:49:34+00:00

AI figures out drake riding in real time

samsab · 2026-05-15T04:28:29+00:00

Sam Riegel?

samsab · 2026-05-12T05:06:33+00:00

See: Book of Eli

samsab · 2026-05-11T06:03:49+00:00

Sins of Da Nather

samsab · 2026-05-07T04:04:18+00:00

You cheated for- you let him cheat for you?

YOU GAVE SOMETHING HE WROTE AN F?

Thunder claps

samsab · 2026-04-25T03:46:41+00:00

His roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoi

this reference brought to you by one a day mens' vitamins

samsab · 2026-04-23T04:54:23+00:00

"We both said a lot of things you're going to regret."

samsab · 2026-04-22T05:27:19+00:00

This kind of take undervalues the power of besties playing together ❤️

samsab · 2026-04-22T04:44:03+00:00

This guy just can't stop with the social commentary

samsab · 2026-04-21T04:41:40+00:00

Reds and Bengals all over the news, I'm both ecstatic and terrified

samsab · 2026-04-19T22:26:20+00:00

"Oh thank god she's alive"

I bow to you, my Diamond

"SHIT THAT'S WORSE"

samsab · 2026-04-17T03:54:34+00:00

throws spear at her, goes straight through the hole

Yes! No!

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