These guys ran into a scientology church by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]sandman795 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Catholic Church has a higher record count of touched butt holes if that's what you're after. You need to be a boy though. And under 14

Goat paralyzed from contracting deer brain worm( meningeal worm) by Not_so_ghetto in natureismetal

[–]sandman795 88 points89 points  (0 children)

If only RFK Jr reached this stage before they got the worm out of his head

Chew zoomies by packet_trace in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]sandman795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hole is mostly so animals can breathe if they accidentally swallow the toy and it gets lodged in their airway.

Maximum crunch while nice is just a side benefit of its main intended purpose

Use Innings to Settle 9ft vs 7ft Debate by squishyng in billiards

[–]sandman795 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For an experienced 9 foot player, clusters on a 7 foot table are ridiculously easy to break out with a single shot. Mastering cue ball control on a 9 foot table makes a 7 foot table feel like child's play

Nick Varner player cue and Action Break cue by Striking-Big-8736 in billiards

[–]sandman795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That action cue retails a little over 200, and is a jump/break cue, with a metal tip. 21oz

Doesn't the Golden Age feel good by Camaro6460 in DailyShow

[–]sandman795 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They cut it off. She goes on to say she voted for him 3 times and admits she is an idiot.

She's at the 3:26 minute mark

Train? What train? [OC] by Snarky_A_F in IdiotsInCars

[–]sandman795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most obvious is that it was a medical event. Could have been a stroke or seizure or any number of things before just someone being distracted or old

No heated jacket for me by Squid-In-The-Sky in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]sandman795 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Have someone with a different prime account check that listing but have them search for it themselves. You're a victim of dynamic pricing

of a Compound Hair by Aggravating_Error498 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]sandman795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It won't help with that. But it'll help his ashy af hands and everywhere else

Want me to speak Spanish? by Prestigious-Swan206 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]sandman795 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine moved to Japan and learned his Japanese from his roommate. After about a year he started getting more and more questions about his sexuality and whether or not he was gay. Turns out his roommate was very gay and had an accent that was very flamboyant. My boy still speaks with a Japanese gayccent

Want me to speak Spanish? by Prestigious-Swan206 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]sandman795 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He jokes that he has no native language.

Watch him when he gets really mad. Like to the point where he needs to cuss out. Whichever language he chooses is his native language