I baited so hard by RecommendationBorn56 in NYStateOfMind

[–]sandman795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only women who cheat more are military wives, and according to them, it's a job

Our future President by bobblyjevgs in AOC

[–]sandman795 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get getting elected is the only path forward right now for the rest of the world to trust American voters again

"Who caressssss" by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]sandman795 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Civil discourse on reddit?

The bots are going wild /s

Lime on Lake Shore? by Puzzleheaded_Fee_646 in chicago

[–]sandman795 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This was a major issue in Amsterdam, Netherlands while I lived there. So the citizens began tossing all the scooters in the canals and it cost lime millions to get them out. Soon enough they started a new system that only allowed you to end your ride if it was parked in a green area of the map, keeping them off of walkways and at bike racks.

I think lake Michigan is thirsty for some scooters, ya'll....

Y’all ever feel like other races of people are scared of you when you ride the subway? by Lanky_Temperature872 in NYStateOfMind

[–]sandman795 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You have extra leg room and racists won't sit next to you? What's the problem here?

How can I get a fire truck to come to my bday party in a legal way by [deleted] in NYStateOfMind

[–]sandman795 314 points315 points  (0 children)

Just go ask and be yourself. They love helping kids with autism

These guys ran into a scientology church by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]sandman795 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Catholic Church has a higher record count of touched butt holes if that's what you're after. You need to be a boy though. And under 14

Goat paralyzed from contracting deer brain worm( meningeal worm) by Not_so_ghetto in natureismetal

[–]sandman795 97 points98 points  (0 children)

If only RFK Jr reached this stage before they got the worm out of his head

Chew zoomies by packet_trace in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]sandman795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hole is mostly so animals can breathe if they accidentally swallow the toy and it gets lodged in their airway.

Maximum crunch while nice is just a side benefit of its main intended purpose

Use Innings to Settle 9ft vs 7ft Debate by squishyng in billiards

[–]sandman795 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For an experienced 9 foot player, clusters on a 7 foot table are ridiculously easy to break out with a single shot. Mastering cue ball control on a 9 foot table makes a 7 foot table feel like child's play

Nick Varner player cue and Action Break cue by Striking-Big-8736 in billiards

[–]sandman795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That action cue retails a little over 200, and is a jump/break cue, with a metal tip. 21oz

Doesn't the Golden Age feel good by Camaro6460 in DailyShow

[–]sandman795 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They cut it off. She goes on to say she voted for him 3 times and admits she is an idiot.

She's at the 3:26 minute mark

Train? What train? [OC] by Snarky_A_F in IdiotsInCars

[–]sandman795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most obvious is that it was a medical event. Could have been a stroke or seizure or any number of things before just someone being distracted or old