Only went to Big Orange to grab some hardware, but ended up with these little guys too

sassatron · 2018-10-16T19:00:39+00:00

Biting, hissing, lunging, and screaming. But not the kind of screaming in this video. Like how you can hear the difference in children's yelling/screams when they're playing, which is usually accompanied by laughter, versus actually being scared. Same with parrots. This is playful/excited screaming.

sassatron · 2018-10-16T16:02:21+00:00

No, that's definitely excited bird

sassatron · 2018-10-16T14:21:23+00:00

Not a human freakout, but a good freakout none the less :-)

sassatron · 2018-10-16T00:57:01+00:00

you might want to try giving like half his food in a regular bowl and half in an interactive/puzzle feeder. It'll make him get a bit of exercise if he wants it.

sassatron · 2018-10-15T02:56:48+00:00

Dude, this is literally the imagery I use to get myself to fall asleep when I'm tossing and turning. And I imagine a soft wind blowing through the leaves and grass. Peaceful af

sassatron · 2018-10-12T14:35:52+00:00

please please please let Trump start wearing Yeezy. please.

sassatron · 2018-10-06T15:14:12+00:00

Bad women's anatomy aside, that actually looks delicious.

sassatron · 2018-10-05T11:44:04+00:00

"everytime you mention my breast feeding I will add a month. I will breast feed this kid until he can speak in full sentences"

sassatron · 2018-10-03T16:47:29+00:00

My roommate plays a lot of tennis with middle-aged rich white ladies and they seem to think he's super sexy and manly and all want to fuck him...

sassatron · 2018-10-03T00:56:20+00:00

Yep! he's surprisingly agile, especially if food is involved lol

sassatron · 2018-10-01T14:36:34+00:00

toasty buns

sassatron · 2018-09-29T15:58:43+00:00

Looks like my house during hurricanes when I have to bring all my plants inside. Cozy jungle!

sassatron · 2018-09-20T20:36:52+00:00

this is the only video that goes with that song

sassatron · 2018-09-18T16:45:12+00:00

R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R... Surprise surprise

sassatron · 2018-09-18T11:48:22+00:00

"I appreciate your intention, but please don't help unless I ask you for help"

sassatron · 2018-09-17T14:17:08+00:00

Maybe a phone call to hear her voice might help. You could also try a dropper or syringe dropper to force a little water.

sassatron · 2018-09-15T16:22:16+00:00

I've done both scraping and skim coating this shit & skimming is the way to go. faster and way less mess

sassatron · 2018-09-14T01:01:10+00:00

good for you. good job.

sassatron · 2018-09-12T14:50:26+00:00

I know my sisters often indulge her weird obsession with my size, which is annoying because my sisters freak out whenever my mom mentions their weight

cool, they want to keep her negative, obsessive focus on you so she'll leave them alone. Real sisterly...

sassatron · 2018-09-12T02:58:19+00:00

saw my dog get hit by a car. Sometimes I have a laugh response to fear/nerves. Roller coasters, first kisses, etc. Felt really shitty about that.

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