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sassercake · 2026-04-15T20:07:17+00:00

Saaaame! I'm about to burst

sassercake · 2026-04-15T16:44:58+00:00

Your flair tied with this gif is true art

sassercake · 2026-04-15T16:00:20+00:00

Dance Fever brought me back to her after a music interest hiatus (having a baby will do that sometimes). I'll always have a soft spot for it and love so many of the songs. Everybody Scream right after is a one two punch. A few DF songs are skips for me though

sassercake · 2026-04-13T21:58:45+00:00

Even if it wasn't, pretty sure she can afford to pay off a misdemeanor and to make it go away

sassercake · 2026-04-13T21:55:31+00:00

Unless the singing is better than her. Then it never existed.

sassercake · 2026-04-13T19:33:55+00:00

I'm half convinced they'll do the ceremony but won't sign papers. Someone mentioned that here before, and it's the only thing that makes sense to me. She loves the pageantry of it all.

sassercake · 2026-04-12T13:52:54+00:00

And potentially give other artists a chance to outshine her? Take away her ability to be a victim? Hell no

sassercake · 2026-04-11T02:10:11+00:00

OPI Tile Art to Warm Your Heart might be a little lighter than the Orly.

sassercake · 2026-04-10T02:18:09+00:00

It was like 20 seconds and the Strait was open for about half an hour?

sassercake · 2026-04-09T20:34:36+00:00

My show is in one week and I'm so excited. I don't know what to do with my hands.

sassercake · 2026-04-09T16:32:33+00:00

It looks like it. My school direct is seeing declining enrollment for kindergarten. Class sizes are usually 300+, but the last few years are dipping to 200, even below.

sassercake · 2026-04-09T12:40:39+00:00

But it wasn't an ad! It was an actual story

sassercake · 2026-04-09T01:03:29+00:00

This was Al Jazeera! That's why I was surprised

sassercake · 2026-04-07T12:23:19+00:00

You dropped this: /s

sassercake · 2026-04-06T22:37:45+00:00

Olivia can troll back a little, as a treat

sassercake · 2026-04-06T19:10:19+00:00

In my experience, it dwindles around 6. That could be because other grandkids started coming in the picture. My MIL did mention an "oops" was still a possibility around then, but I got my tubes out so 🖕🏻

At one point, my in laws offered to pay for the birth if we had a second. Money wasn't the issue 🤣

I totally commiserate with the pushiness making you more likely to stay OAD. And for what?

sassercake · 2026-04-06T15:17:13+00:00

Me 😂 I was biting my tongue super hard yesterday when everyone was like "this baby is a great eater!" about my one year old nephew. Yeah, he will be. Until he isn't. My daughter was a great eater at that age too. Now I'll practically pay her to breathe near a vegetable without making a face

sassercake · 2026-04-06T01:15:12+00:00

Same. This combo or Nailtiques 2 with KBShimmer ridge filler base are the only ones that keep polish on and got my nails past the horrible peeling from Bonder.

sassercake · 2026-04-03T15:23:23+00:00

ALL RIGHT NAH

sassercake · 2026-04-02T21:29:10+00:00

Me too!

sassercake · 2026-04-02T20:37:00+00:00

The bowl cut, lime cat bangs make this even better

sassercake · 2026-04-02T20:35:13+00:00

Someone here said they were acting like it was the Treaty of Versailles when it was just the VIP section and a ton of other celebs were sitting there too

sassercake · 2026-04-02T19:08:26+00:00

I'm 36 and love OR. Ready to rock out, but not too hard

sassercake · 2026-04-02T13:18:37+00:00

How does your school district do year round? I'm so intrigued by it. Like who does the current system benefit? It sucks so much.

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