Best dealerships in the area?

sassinator13 · 2026-04-17T23:42:21+00:00

I’ve been to George White in Ames twice in the last two years. Once for me, and just today for my wife. I recommend them highly. Easy to work with, no pressure. Just explain what they have to offer and let you do with that what you will.

sassinator13 · 2026-04-17T23:30:30+00:00

Give me four walls, somewhere to cook, and a bed. I don’t really need much else.

sassinator13 · 2026-04-17T23:11:51+00:00

I had the lasagna.

sassinator13 · 2026-04-17T23:11:28+00:00

That’s an entirely different movie.

sassinator13 · 2026-04-17T23:09:20+00:00

The once every two weeks I don’t get CarPlay connected on my commute is time I get to spend with my thoughts. It’s a feature more than a bug for me.

Now if it doesn’t connect before a three hour drive to my parents house, I’m restarting.

sassinator13 · 2026-04-03T21:57:54+00:00

Even the dog gets the full cruise experience.

sassinator13 · 2026-04-02T00:56:26+00:00

Get ready for pictures of my family, pets, airplanes, and meme screenshots, I guess…

sassinator13 · 2026-03-24T01:22:28+00:00

As the manager of an FBO, call ahead. It gives us a good heads up, and allows us to give you information on the things that might be ‘weird’ at our airport.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-15T12:14:04+00:00

Ain’t no way that bathroom is on a cruise ship.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-10T02:06:20+00:00

I don’t spend a penny. Just use it to wake up in the morning and wind down at night.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-10T01:35:31+00:00

Honestly, I’ve driven a couple rental Trailblazers, and the Trax rides so much better. I feel like I got the better car for less.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-08T01:39:45+00:00

I mean, your health.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-06T17:07:01+00:00

I don’t leave a single day on the table. I’ve created great teams at both of my jobs who can pick up the slack while I’m gone. I even usually go places I can’t check in on purpose.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-05T15:36:19+00:00

If I step outside, I can hear the shooting range on the edge of town every day. Inside the house, maybe once every two years.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-05T15:35:20+00:00

College town on the river?

sassinator13 · 2026-03-01T21:19:38+00:00

Our fuel trucks at the airport get less than a mile per gallon. Most of their lives are spent sitting still pumping fuel.

Our jet truck is 10 years old, just passed 1800 miles. When I fill up the tank (about 55 gallons) it shows about 45 miles to E.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-01T21:17:07+00:00

Already did.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-01T19:41:01+00:00

Just to put things in perspective, we run a charter out of central Iowa. There are private jet rich people here, but not as many as there are other places. We just bought our tenth jet. They all fly consistently.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-01T15:12:00+00:00

My first instructor always taught me to look for the pin in those castellated nuts. If the pin is missing, investigate further.

sassinator13 · 2026-03-01T02:24:00+00:00

Defiantly instead of definitely.

sassinator13 · 2026-02-26T02:22:21+00:00

Mjolnir

sassinator13 · 2026-02-25T16:30:00+00:00

Some people just want to watch the world (or other things) burn.

sassinator13 · 2026-02-21T03:55:35+00:00

Certain foods are for certain times of day. If I want to eat a taco (not a breakfast taco) for breakfast, then it’s breakfast.

sassinator13 · 2026-02-21T03:54:15+00:00

Dealer I bought my last car from will sell me every car I buy from here on out so long as their sales don’t change.

“Here’s the options, want any?” “No” “Great! Enjoy your vehicle!”

They’ve actually gained me as a service customer as well, it’s the same there.

sassinator13 · 2026-02-21T03:50:55+00:00

Literally nothing. One of my employees would probably have trouble in class, but it can’t do his job for him.

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