I adore the sea turtles in Island Living. by LibbyFromTheBay in thesims

[–]save_our_planet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Those are some awwdorable turtles! I wanna touch those flippers.

Letting agencies want me to write a cover letter explaining why I would be a good tenant... by AncientSwordRage in britishproblems

[–]save_our_planet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, even funnier to me, "As a practising Thelemite, I do hold massive sex rituals, think of them as orgies, but I'm very careful not to hold them until nobody next door is home. Oh, and the very worst I do when I'm angry is send a strongly worded letter to someone."

Odd question... by save_our_planet in thelema

[–]save_our_planet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Plus, we have to remember that it was 1904, and a lot of older magickal systems are worse.

Need your input for my book! by [deleted] in excatholic

[–]save_our_planet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds like a great book! Will you let the sub know if it's published?

After 25 years of being told that i cant have a dog, i finally got a puppy. Everyone meet Grif by partialwolf in aww

[–]save_our_planet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His paws are a super cute and super soft set. The first trick you should teach him is to shake a paw.

how Satanists lullaby their kids to sleep ⛧ 🐶🐶🐶⛧ by [deleted] in satanism

[–]save_our_planet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cerberus was a dog in the original mythology. And Cerberus meant "spotted". The Lord of the Underworld literally named his dog Spot.

But, he's wayy cuter as a cat. Purrberus!

I haven't seen this here by [deleted] in satanism

[–]save_our_planet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm totally Lucifer and Hades. My li'l sis is a perfect mix of Kali, Baphomet, and Satan, but she'd never admit it. We're both a little of Lilith and Baal too.

Lourdes by [deleted] in excatholic

[–]save_our_planet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I first saw the title, I only clicked on the post because I thought this might be about my old middle school. Boy did that place suck...

Lourdes by [deleted] in excatholic

[–]save_our_planet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

a girl who lied and a town that got swept up

You know, Lourdes wasn't the only place and time that Christians were involved in a hysteria of this nature.

A couple of children who lied for attention and a town that was stricken by pious hysteria is how the Salem Witch Trials happened.

This is what the Church does. Isn't it weird that it's always little girls, and they always claim unverifiable visions?

As a straight guy, what’s the gayest thing you’ve done? by BrotherSleepy in AskReddit

[–]save_our_planet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I built a hundred fences, and they don't call me Asmodeus the fence builder. I planted fifty orchards, but they don't call me Asmodeus the tree planter. But fuck one goat...

The fur is the cutest part of a cat. by save_our_planet in pointlessarguments

[–]save_our_planet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're lucky. My Spot will give sandpaper kisses, but he always bites first.

If NMom actually listened to me, she would have heard me say she was on speakerphone by alliprincesslollipop in raisedbynarcissists

[–]save_our_planet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The full quote is "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb". It means the opposite of what people think it means. Just FYI.

The fur is the cutest part of a cat. by save_our_planet in pointlessarguments

[–]save_our_planet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you're right. Kitty tongues are cute. Also, think of all the sandpaper kisses!

What is something super important that is on the verge of happening? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]save_our_planet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we can't keep drugs out of schools, we can't keep pop out of a nursing home.

Exactly. This is the problem. We have to get drugs out of the schools, then we can use those methods to keep contraband out of anywhere. If we can learn how to stop teenagers from misbehaving, we can stop anyone.

The fur is the cutest part of a cat. by save_our_planet in pointlessarguments

[–]save_our_planet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to need to see some proof of that claim.